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yousaf
October 9, 2008

SMS ki murdamshumari,
Agar aap male hain to 2 sms kerain,
Agar aap female hain to 1 sms kerain,
Agar apnay aap per shak hai to koi sms na kerain. More!!!

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03136777660

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Shahrukh
August 8, 2008

Boy & Girl Playing Ludo.
Boy: Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to I'll Kiss You"

Girl : What? Accha Aur 6 Aaya To
Boy: Kabi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya 6 Aaya To Dubara Meri Bari More!!!

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s4spacejamm@gmail.com

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Shahrukh
August 8, 2008

Arz Kia Hai...
Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye Theray Na Phool Galay Mai Mere Haar K
Dard Unko Huwa To Nikaal Lia Maine Kaanta Jo Chubha Peroon Main Sarkar K
Cheek Uthay Chilla Uthay Kehnay Lagay Meri Na More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Naughty SMS "[/b] Arz Kia Hai... Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye Theray Na Phool Galay Mai Mere Haar K Dard Unko Huwa To Nikaal Lia Maine Kaanta Jo Chubha Peroon Main Sarkar K Cheek Uthay Chilla Uthay Kehnay Lagay Meri Na [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

s4spacejamm@gmail.com

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Shahrukh
August 8, 2008

Arz Kia...
Phool Sookh Jaye To Khilata Bari Mushkil Se Hai

Phool Sookh Jaye To Khilta Bari Mushkil Se Hai

App Ko To Pata Hai Doodh Nikalta Bari Mushkil Se Hai.... More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Naughty SMS "[/b] Arz Kia... Phool Sookh Jaye To Khilata Bari Mushkil Se Hai Phool Sookh Jaye To Khilta Bari Mushkil Se Hai App Ko To Pata Hai Doodh Nikalta Bari Mushkil Se Hai.... [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

s4spacejamm@gmail.com

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Shahrukh
August 8, 2008

Gabbar: Buhat Yarana Lagta Hai.
Kalia: Sardar Mujhse Kia pooch Rahay Ho Apni Behen Se Poocho.

Gabbar: Tera Kia Hoga Kalia
Kalia : Sardar Dua Karo Larka Ho Jaye.... More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Naughty SMS "[/b] Gabbar: Buhat Yarana Lagta Hai. Kalia: Sardar Mujhse Kia pooch Rahay Ho Apni Behen Se Poocho. Gabbar: Tera Kia Hoga Kalia Kalia : Sardar Dua Karo Larka Ho Jaye.... [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

s4spacejamm@gamil.com

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Smiling HEART
June 23, 2008

Ek Aadmi Ne Samose Wale Se Kaha : O Bhai
Tumhare Samose Main Se Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hy !

Samosey Wala:Aby To Kia 5 Rs K Samose Main
Puri Larki Nikle Gi
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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Naughty SMS "[/b] Ek Aadmi Ne Samose Wale Se Kaha : O Bhai Tumhare Samose Main Se Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hy ! Samosey Wala:Aby To Kia 5 Rs K Samose Main Puri Larki Nikle Gi [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

03215816977

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Smiling HEART
June 20, 2008

Yaado me teri tasveer chhupa rakhi hai
ankho me teri surat saja rakhi hai.

yakeen nahi to mere dil ka number mila

Tere hi naam ki Callertune laga rakhi hai
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Osman
June 18, 2008

BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy More!!!

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+92-345-456-6641

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Osman
June 18, 2008

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!! More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Naughty SMS "[/b] Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!! [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

+92-345-456-6641

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Osman
June 18, 2008

i know
i accept
i believe
i admit
i m " 0 " zero
but this is not end. i want HER becoz without HER i m incomplete.
HER + 0 = HERO
i m right naa! More!!!

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+92-345-456-6641

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Osman
June 18, 2008

To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough,
Being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is painful,
Being loved is secure but to love is insecure!
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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Naughty SMS "[/b] To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough, Being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is painful, Being loved is secure but to love is insecure! [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

+92-345-456-6641

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Fahad Aslam
June 17, 2008

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge... More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Naughty SMS "[/b] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Very good! Intelligent Ho! Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge... [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

F_alwayzurz@hotmail.com

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Fahad Aslam
June 17, 2008

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai. More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Naughty SMS "[/b] Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

F_alwayzurz@hotmail.com

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Fahad Aslam
June 17, 2008

propose karne ka ek damjakkas style.. "kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..mar dale gi kya..??dil daina haiti dai de..rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?? More!!!

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F_alwayzurz@hotmail.com

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Fahad Aslam
June 17, 2008

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job! More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Naughty SMS "[/b] What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job! [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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