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Santa Banta SMS TEXT Message

Hassan
August 7, 2008

Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada Interesting Ye Hai

Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Santa Banta SMS "[/b] Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka Bacha Kaise Nikla? Banta: Madam Ye Koi Badi Bat Nahi Hai, Jyada Interesting Ye Hai Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Santa Banta SMS TEXT Message

Naureen
July 21, 2008

Santa: What Is The Weather Like ?

Banta: I Do Not Know It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See.
More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Santa Banta SMS "[/b] Santa: What Is The Weather Like ? Banta: I Do Not Know It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Santa Banta SMS TEXT Message

Naureen
June 27, 2008

Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..

Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_

Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ? More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Santa Banta SMS "[/b] Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs.. Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_ Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ? [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Santa Banta SMS TEXT Message

Naureen
June 27, 2008

Santa Xerox Karne K Bad Kya Kar Raha Hai

Kya Kar Raha Hai..

Simple Check Kar Raha Hai Ki Kahi

Koi Speling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Santa Banta SMS "[/b] Santa Xerox Karne K Bad Kya Kar Raha Hai Kya Kar Raha Hai.. Simple Check Kar Raha Hai Ki Kahi Koi Speling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Santa Banta SMS TEXT Message

Hassan
June 24, 2008

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!! More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Santa Banta SMS "[/b] Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!! [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Santa Banta SMS TEXT Message

Hassan
June 24, 2008

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Santa Banta SMS "[/b] Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Santa Banta SMS TEXT Message

Hassan
June 23, 2008

Santa Hospital Me ek Nurse Se Kehta hai,
Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya Hai

Nurse(sharmakar) Chal Jhuthe Hamne to teri KIDNEY Churai hai. ;) More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Santa Banta SMS "[/b] Santa Hospital Me ek Nurse Se Kehta hai, Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya Hai Nurse(sharmakar) Chal Jhuthe Hamne to teri KIDNEY Churai hai. ;) [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Santa Banta SMS TEXT Message

Hassan
June 23, 2008

Santa samose K andar ka masala kha raha tha
banta:Yeh kya hai?
Santa:Boleto bhai doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai ;-> More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Santa Banta SMS "[/b] Santa samose K andar ka masala kha raha tha banta:Yeh kya hai? Santa:Boleto bhai doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai ;-> [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Santa Banta SMS TEXT Message

Hassan
June 23, 2008

Banta :- dekh Santa ek saanp

teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.

Santa :- Dar mat yaar.

Vo kaat nhi raha,

vo to zehar bharwane aaya hai. More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Santa Banta SMS "[/b] Banta :- dekh Santa ek saanp teri biwi ko kaat raha hai. Santa :- Dar mat yaar. Vo kaat nhi raha, vo to zehar bharwane aaya hai. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Santa Banta SMS TEXT Message

Hassan
June 23, 2008

Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain' More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Santa Banta SMS "[/b] Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain' [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Santa Banta SMS TEXT Message

Hassan
June 23, 2008

Heights of Friendship

Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason.

He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend. More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Santa Banta SMS "[/b] Heights of Friendship Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Santa Banta SMS TEXT Message

Hassan
June 23, 2008

SAntA ApnA nAyA mObile l3k3 pOst Office gAyA aUr bOla: Iska w3igHt kAr dO...!

POstmAst3r : 85 gms

SantA :mUMBAI SMS bh3jn3 k3 liy3 kitn3 kA stAmp lAganA pAdegA?? More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Santa Banta SMS "[/b] SAntA ApnA nAyA mObile l3k3 pOst Office gAyA aUr bOla: Iska w3igHt kAr dO...! POstmAst3r : 85 gms SantA :mUMBAI SMS bh3jn3 k3 liy3 kitn3 kA stAmp lAganA pAdegA?? [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Santa Banta SMS TEXT Message

Hassan
June 23, 2008

Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents� achievements to each other.
Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta: Yes, I have
Santa: Well, my father dug it.
Banta: That is no More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Santa Banta SMS "[/b] Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents� achievements to each other. Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal? Banta: Yes, I have Santa: Well, my father dug it. Banta: That is no [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Santa Banta SMS TEXT Message

Hassan
June 23, 2008

Banta was the official driver of a minister.
Once the minister asked him, "Banta let me drive the car today."
Banta: "Sirji, it is a car and not the sarkar which anyone can drive. More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Santa Banta SMS "[/b] Banta was the official driver of a minister. Once the minister asked him, "Banta let me drive the car today." Banta: "Sirji, it is a car and not the sarkar which anyone can drive. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Santa Banta SMS TEXT Message

Hassan
June 23, 2008

What kind of detective is Banta?`
`Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe.
Banta took the fingerprints and five days later arrested a cow in Haryana.` More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Santa Banta SMS "[/b] What kind of detective is Banta?` `Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe. Banta took the fingerprints and five days later arrested a cow in Haryana.` [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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