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*_* KASHIF *_*
October 5, 2008

Sardar: Jado Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi,

Menu Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi Si,

Ke DiL Karda Si Kha He Jawan..

Friend: Aur Ab..??

Sardar: Kha He Janda Tey Changa Si.. More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar: Jado Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi, Menu Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi Si, Ke DiL Karda Si Kha He Jawan.. Friend: Aur Ab..?? Sardar: Kha He Janda Tey Changa Si.. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
October 4, 2008

Larki: Meri Ammi Bhi Tumhain Bohat Pasand Karti Hain..

Sardar: (Sharmate Huwe) Kuch Bhi Ho,

Par Main Shadi Tum He Se Karoon Ga.. ;-) More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Larki: Meri Ammi Bhi Tumhain Bohat Pasand Karti Hain.. Sardar: (Sharmate Huwe) Kuch Bhi Ho, Par Main Shadi Tum He Se Karoon Ga.. ;-) [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
September 30, 2008

5 Hi-Tech Sardar Inventions:

1- Water Proof Towel

2- Solar Powered Torch

3- Book On How 2 Read

4- Pedal Powered Wheel Chair

5- Umbrella With Holes 2 See Raining.. :- More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] 5 Hi-Tech Sardar Inventions: 1- Water Proof Towel 2- Solar Powered Torch 3- Book On How 2 Read 4- Pedal Powered Wheel Chair 5- Umbrella With Holes 2 See Raining.. :- [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
September 30, 2008

Sardar's Theory:

"Moon is More Important than Sun,

Bcoz it gives Light at Night when Light is Needed,

And Sun gives Light during the Day,

When Light is Not Needed.." :-) More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar's Theory: "Moon is More Important than Sun, Bcoz it gives Light at Night when Light is Needed, And Sun gives Light during the Day, When Light is Not Needed.." :-) [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
September 30, 2008

1 Sardar Hamesha Apne Mobile Ke Sath,

1 Kenchi Bhi Rakhta Tha, Kisi Ne Poocha:

"Sardar Jee Ae Kehri Science Kadi Ae??"

Sardar: O Yaar Kadi Kadi Call Katni Vi Pe Jandi Ae.. :-) More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] 1 Sardar Hamesha Apne Mobile Ke Sath, 1 Kenchi Bhi Rakhta Tha, Kisi Ne Poocha: "Sardar Jee Ae Kehri Science Kadi Ae??" Sardar: O Yaar Kadi Kadi Call Katni Vi Pe Jandi Ae.. :-) [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
September 30, 2008

Aik Sardar Tha..

Us Ke Paas Ek Kawva (Crow) Tha..

Woh Bohat Mulayam (Soft) Tha..

To Us Ne Apne Kawve Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga??

:

:

Microsoft (My-Crow-Soft) !! More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Aik Sardar Tha.. Us Ke Paas Ek Kawva (Crow) Tha.. Woh Bohat Mulayam (Soft) Tha.. To Us Ne Apne Kawve Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga?? : : Microsoft (My-Crow-Soft) !! [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
September 30, 2008

1 Sardar Dosre Se: Tere Ko Pata Hai,

BHARAT Aur HINDUSTAN Main Jang Chirh Gayi Hai..

Dosra Sardar: Shukar Hai Apna INDIA Bech Main Nahi Aaya.. :-) More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] 1 Sardar Dosre Se: Tere Ko Pata Hai, BHARAT Aur HINDUSTAN Main Jang Chirh Gayi Hai.. Dosra Sardar: Shukar Hai Apna INDIA Bech Main Nahi Aaya.. :-) [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
September 23, 2008

Sardar: Main tere 64 ke 64 Dant torr doon ga..

Pas khara 1 Admi bola: Sardar gi Dant to 32 hote hain,

Sardar: Mujhe pata tha k tu beech main bole ga,

Tere bhi mila kay bataye thay More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar: Main tere 64 ke 64 Dant torr doon ga.. Pas khara 1 Admi bola: Sardar gi Dant to 32 hote hain, Sardar: Mujhe pata tha k tu beech main bole ga, Tere bhi mila kay bataye thay [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

Naureen
July 21, 2008

Sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
"Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?" More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz? He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd "Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?" [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

Naureen
July 21, 2008

Sardar's 60th B'day

Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put

60 Candles On

Cake. So I Put

This 60 Watts Bulb!!

More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar's 60th B'day Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles? Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put 60 Candles On Cake. So I Put This 60 Watts Bulb!! [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

Naureen
July 21, 2008

Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words

Banta:Ok

Interviewer : Made In India

Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!! More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words Banta:Ok Interviewer : Made In India Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!! [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

Naureen
July 21, 2008

My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

He Never Used Glasses

Sardar : Ya

I Know

Few People Drink

Directly From Bottle
More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years He Never Used Glasses Sardar : Ya I Know Few People Drink Directly From Bottle [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

Naureen
July 21, 2008

Santa Shouting 2 His GF

" U Said V Will Do Register

Marriage And Cheated Me,

I Was Waiting 4 U

Yesterday Whole Day

In The Post Office...." More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Santa Shouting 2 His GF " U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office...." [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

Naureen
July 21, 2008

Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?

Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se

Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui? Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

Naureen
July 21, 2008

Sardar Ki Maa

Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se

Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga

Aur

Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se

Sardaar : M More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Sardaar : M [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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