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AiN
November 21, 2008

SEHWAG�s SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe
six mar rahe hain
(Mummy mummy !! see Dady is hitting six after a six )

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AiN
November 21, 2008

DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your
mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well the More!!!

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AiN
November 21, 2008

Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : �Hello�(over Phone)
Wife :�Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.�
Indian Team Manager:�Sorry, he is just going to bat�
Wife:�No Problem Manag More!!!

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AiN
November 21, 2008

What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.. More!!!

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AiN
November 21, 2008

What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls More!!!

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AiN
November 21, 2008

How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50
overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on. More!!!

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AiN
November 21, 2008

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion. More!!!

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AiN
November 21, 2008

When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling. More!!!

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AiN
November 21, 2008

Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements. More!!!

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AiN
November 21, 2008

What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings. More!!!

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AiN
November 21, 2008

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
�Me sick, no work�
Boss SMS back:
�When I am sick I kiss my wife try it�
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
�Me ok, ur wife very sweet� More!!!

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AiN
November 21, 2008

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study More!!!

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AiN
November 21, 2008

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
�can kids of our age have kids?�
Teacher replied � NO Never!!�
Boy said to girl :
�see i told you not to worry!!!!�. More!!!

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AiN
November 21, 2008

Girl:It�s 2 tight
Boy:Don�t worry,I�ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can�t,
Gal:It�s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
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.
We�ll buy new WEDDING RING! More!!!

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AiN
November 21, 2008

6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
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