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Fahad Aslam
June 17, 2008

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly.... More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
June 17, 2008

aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
June 17, 2008

I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colegate More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
June 17, 2008

Yar sadi jan ho....
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
June 17, 2008

Height of
bravery!

Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:

"Hey SwEeTy!"
"CARRYY ON DONT STOP"... More!!!

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Hassan
June 15, 2008

Lady � shoes dikhaiye.
Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ?
Lady � 36 no.
Shopkeeper :- jaao madam jaao, ghar se soch kar nikla karo
Kyalena hai. More!!!

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faizan
June 5, 2008

5 boys raping a girl.da girl was laughing non stop.when they finished everything da boys asked why where u laughing? ? ?
da girl replied
" mein AIDS ki mareeza ho....! More!!!

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Fatima Anwar
June 2, 2008

A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

As they were leaving, she cried out:

WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ??? More!!!

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Fatima Anwar
June 2, 2008

Man to Sexy Air hostess:
"What's your name?"
Air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
Man: "Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
Air hostess: "Same price sir" More!!!

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Fatima Anwar
June 2, 2008

Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His More!!!

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Fatima Anwar
June 2, 2008

HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I'll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... More!!!

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Fatima Anwar
June 2, 2008

Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar More!!!

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Fatima Anwar
June 2, 2008

One Boy To Another, What Did U Do On Mothers Day...?

2nd Boy, I Tried To Help Few Girls To �ecome A Mother. . . More!!!

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Fatima Anwar
June 2, 2008

Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain. Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!

Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia, Larka Acha Hota Hai . More!!!

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Fatima Anwar
June 2, 2008

Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..!

Dady- Battamiz Besharam..!

Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge. . . . . More!!!

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