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2007-07-20

Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.'
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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" One Liner SMS "[/b] Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin 'Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.' [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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2007-07-20

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" One Liner SMS "[/b] Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime? [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Admin
2007-07-20

What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come. More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" One Liner SMS "[/b] What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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2007-07-20

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" One Liner SMS "[/b] I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Admin
2007-07-20

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" One Liner SMS "[/b] Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Admin
2007-07-20

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" One Liner SMS "[/b] Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Admin
2007-07-20

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" One Liner SMS "[/b] Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Admin
2007-07-20

I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!
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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" One Liner SMS "[/b] I went to ur house justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok! [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Admin
2007-07-20

Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" One Liner SMS "[/b] Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken! [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Admin
2007-07-20

A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" One Liner SMS "[/b] A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Admin
2007-07-20

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?

A: There is a stamp on it. More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" One Liner SMS "[/b] Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Admin
2007-07-20

This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you
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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" One Liner SMS "[/b] This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Admin
2007-07-20

HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?
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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" One Liner SMS "[/b] HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME? [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Admin
2007-07-20

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" One Liner SMS "[/b] Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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One Liner SMS TEXT Message

Admin
2007-07-20

I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" One Liner SMS "[/b] I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias! [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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