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Hassan
June 23, 2008

Ist : yaar ye Suraj hai Ya Chaand.....????

Sardar: Sorry janab mjhe nhi pata
main is city main new hoon....... More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Ist : yaar ye Suraj hai Ya Chaand.....???? Sardar: Sorry janab mjhe nhi pata main is city main new hoon....... [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Hassan
June 23, 2008

3 Boys Proposing 3 Girls

1st Boy : Tuu Meri Laila Me Tera Majnu

2nd Boy: Main Tera Ranjha Tu Meri Heer

3rd Was Srdar
Sardar: Tu Meri Zara Main Tera Veer . . . ;-> More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] 3 Boys Proposing 3 Girls 1st Boy : Tuu Meri Laila Me Tera Majnu 2nd Boy: Main Tera Ranjha Tu Meri Heer 3rd Was Srdar Sardar: Tu Meri Zara Main Tera Veer . . . ;-> [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Hassan
June 23, 2008

Sardar:"kal mere pita ji
kuve me gir gaye aur
jor jor se chilana
Jor se Chilana
rehethe,
2nd srd:"Ab kaise hai?"
1sT srd:"ab kuve se koi
awaz nahi ati hai,
THIK HI HONGE.........;-> More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar:"kal mere pita ji kuve me gir gaye aur jor jor se chilana Jor se Chilana rehethe, 2nd srd:"Ab kaise hai?" 1sT srd:"ab kuve se koi awaz nahi ati hai, THIK HI HONGE.........;-> [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Hassan
June 23, 2008

Sardar Jii Jailed In Mediacal Entrance Exam
As He Gave The Following Answers:

* Antibody : Against Everyone
* Artery : Study Of Paintings
* Genes : Blue Denim
* Hymen : Greetig Ti Several Man
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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar Jii Jailed In Mediacal Entrance Exam As He Gave The Following Answers: * Antibody : Against Everyone * Artery : Study Of Paintings * Genes : Blue Denim * Hymen : Greetig Ti Several Man [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Hassan
June 23, 2008

Judge:is sardar k dono kan kat do!
Sardar:nahi mei andha ho jaunga!
Judge:bewkuf kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar:mei chasma kaise pehnunga? More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Judge:is sardar k dono kan kat do! Sardar:nahi mei andha ho jaunga! Judge:bewkuf kan katne se andha kaise hoga? Sardar:mei chasma kaise pehnunga? [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Hassan
June 23, 2008

SARDAR traveling in a train gets down in every station & buys ticket for next station.
Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told to him avoid
'Long Journey.....;-> More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] SARDAR traveling in a train gets down in every station & buys ticket for next station. Guess Why? Bcoz doctor told to him avoid 'Long Journey.....;-> [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Hassan
June 23, 2008

Waiter gives bill to Sardar.
Sardar:Take this card.
Waiter:Bu t sir,this is Ration card.
Sardar:So wht?
U hv written there-ALL CARDS ACCEPTED More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Waiter gives bill to Sardar. Sardar:Take this card. Waiter:Bu t sir,this is Ration card. Sardar:So wht? U hv written there-ALL CARDS ACCEPTED [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Hassan
June 23, 2008

Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon?

Sardar : Brother & Sister

Interviewer : How?

Sardar : We call Earth Darthi mata n Moon Chanda Mama :-> More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon? Sardar : Brother & Sister Interviewer : How? Sardar : We call Earth Darthi mata n Moon Chanda Mama :-> [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Hassan
June 23, 2008

EK sArdAr ShEr..!

Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye
Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye
Kuch tere jaise yaar huyE

Baki sab sARdaR huye More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] EK sArdAr ShEr..! Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye Kuch tere jaise yaar huyE Baki sab sARdaR huye [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Hassan
June 23, 2008

A sardar gets A cheque & throws it on the ground...Y???

Think think..!

To see whether it will BOUNCE or NOT ;->

KEEP SM|L|NG More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] A sardar gets A cheque & throws it on the ground...Y??? Think think..! To see whether it will BOUNCE or NOT ;-> KEEP SM|L|NG [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Hassan
June 23, 2008

Sardar pUttinG dOgS tAil in 2 PipE.
2nd sArdAr:Abe kutte ki DUM kAbhi sidhi nAhi hOti.
1st sArdAr:Abe jAntA hu,

mUjhE tO Pipe bAnd kArnA hAi More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar pUttinG dOgS tAil in 2 PipE. 2nd sArdAr:Abe kutte ki DUM kAbhi sidhi nAhi hOti. 1st sArdAr:Abe jAntA hu, mUjhE tO Pipe bAnd kArnA hAi [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Hassan
June 23, 2008

Teacher to Sardar:What is the formula of water?

Sardar: HIJKLMNO

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Sardar: Last time you told me that formula of water is H2O. More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Teacher to Sardar:What is the formula of water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO Teacher: What are you talking about? Sardar: Last time you told me that formula of water is H2O. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Hassan
June 23, 2008

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Hassan
June 23, 2008

Teacher:spell ur best frnds name in english.
Sardar:Sun Light.
Teacher:What?
Sardar:his name is Surya Prakash. More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Teacher:spell ur best frnds name in english. Sardar:Sun Light. Teacher:What? Sardar:his name is Surya Prakash. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Hassan
June 23, 2008

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate. "
Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese."

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" "

Aah, Sardarji read a news More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate. " Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, Sardarji read a news [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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