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Hina Ibrahim
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Hoon mein doctor jahan,
Meri wife hai nurse wahan,
Ye kaisa zulm sehana parh raha hai,
Mujhe wife ko sister kehna parh raha hai. More!!!

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Naureen
2007-09-29

sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke
bottle.

Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is
earlier it was 300ml More!!!

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Faizanno1@hotmail.com

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Admin
2007-09-20

Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.
ill help u out netime.
2 see u hurt 2 $ee u cry
.make$ me weep & wanna die.
ill b right here til d end.co$ ur my love & my bestfriend..... More!!!

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F_alwayzurz@hotmail.com

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Arsalan shabbir
2007-09-11

President musharaf was very much confused when he heard that banazir saying .... i want musharaf but without uniform :) More!!!

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shabbirarsalan2@yahoo.com

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Admin
2007-08-16

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to
husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife
Be-Gum ho jaat hai. More!!!

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F_alwayzurz@hotmail.com

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Admin
2007-08-16

Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so. More!!!

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F_alwayzurz@hotmail.com

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Admin
2007-08-16

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: let us stand in silence for 2 minutes More!!!

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F_alwayzurz@hotmail.com

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Admin
2007-08-16

Telling a Lie is a fault for a littel Boy,

An Art for a Lover,

An accomplishment for a bachelor,

And a matter of survival for a Married Man.

Gud Luck!
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F_alwayzurz@hotmail.com

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Admin
2007-08-16

Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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I SAID PRAY!
NOT p   More!!!

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F_alwayzurz@hotmail.com

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Admin
2007-08-16

Q. Why did Nawaz Sharief decide to have only 4 kids?

A. Because he'd read in the newspaper that 1 out of every 5 babies born in the world today is Chinese
  More!!!

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F_alwayzurz@hotmail.com

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Admin
2007-08-16

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love   More!!!

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F_alwayzurz@hotmail.com

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daniyal
2007-08-01

jab se tum ko dekha hai mujhe raat ko neend nhi aati aur jab bhi tumhari yaad aati hai dil se ek awaaz aati hai (jal tu jalal tu aaye bala ko tal tu)   More!!!

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sweetdaniyal_246@hotmail.com

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Hitman
2007-07-27

Ek Jaga Road Pay logon Ka Rash Laga Hoa Tha Wahan Phonch Nay Per Pata Chala Kay Waha Saanp Or Nevlay Ki Larae chal Rahe The. Dono Ki Larae Baraber Ki The Kay Acank Sannp Nevlay Ko Negalnay Laga or Nev   More!!!

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Hitman
2007-07-27

Ek Jaga Road Pay logon Ka Rash Laga Hoa Tha Wahan Phonch Nay Per Pata Chala Kay Waha Saanp Or Nevlay Ki Larae chal Rahe The. Dono Ki Larae Baraber Ki The Kay Acank Sannp Nevlay Ko Negalnay Laga or Nev   More!!!

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Galaxy_hitman@hotmail.com

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Faisal
2007-07-25

pehly lerkiyan namaz parh kar soti thin taky inhy dar na kagy magar aaj kal makeup kar k soti hy taky dusery na dar jay   More!!!

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