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Muhammad Adeel
April 6, 2008

Yaad rakh ker meri dosti ko tumne,
Meri zindagi per ehsan kar diya,

Is mobile mein yeh last rupiya tha,
Daikh wob bhi tere naam kar dia
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Fahad Aslam
2007-07-20

I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
2007-07-20

It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave. More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
2007-07-20

A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power. More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
2007-07-20

He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke. More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
2007-07-20

Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you! More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
2007-07-20

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it. More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
2007-07-20

On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder! More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
2007-07-20

Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!! More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
2007-07-20

When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea. More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
2007-07-20

You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea. More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
2007-07-20

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!! More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
2007-07-20

If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!! More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
2007-07-20

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork. More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
2007-07-20

The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier. More!!!

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