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ALTINE
December 25, 2008

Who is the most important man in a woman's life? the who doctor asks to "take off her clothes" or the dentist who asks her to "open wide" or the interior decor who says "once it's in you would love it More!!!

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love pakisatan
December 23, 2008

ab waqt agaya hai apnay apnay lund ko sarsoun ya nariyal ka tail laga kar tayar rakho . india kabhi bhi bhi apni maa chud wasakta hai.. More!!!

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rubina jamal
November 18, 2008

Sharabi sex kr raha tha. Ghalti se peeche daal diya

Biwi boli: O ji truck ghalat godam me ja raha hai

sharabi: saali ab bata rahi hai jab diesel khatam hogaya

rubina jamal karachi More!!!

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Sameer
November 10, 2008

Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!

Pata Hai?

Nahi?

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yousaf
October 9, 2008

SMS ki murdamshumari,
Agar aap male hain to 2 sms kerain,
Agar aap female hain to 1 sms kerain,
Agar apnay aap per shak hai to koi sms na kerain. More!!!

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03136777660

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Shahrukh
August 8, 2008

Boy & Girl Playing Ludo.
Boy: Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to I'll Kiss You"

Girl : What? Accha Aur 6 Aaya To
Boy: Kabi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya 6 Aaya To Dubara Meri Bari More!!!

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Shahrukh
August 8, 2008

Arz Kia Hai...
Daalte Hi Jhar Gaye Theray Na Phool Galay Mai Mere Haar K
Dard Unko Huwa To Nikaal Lia Maine Kaanta Jo Chubha Peroon Main Sarkar K
Cheek Uthay Chilla Uthay Kehnay Lagay Meri Na More!!!

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Shahrukh
August 8, 2008

Arz Kia...
Phool Sookh Jaye To Khilata Bari Mushkil Se Hai

Phool Sookh Jaye To Khilta Bari Mushkil Se Hai

App Ko To Pata Hai Doodh Nikalta Bari Mushkil Se Hai.... More!!!

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Shahrukh
August 8, 2008

Gabbar: Buhat Yarana Lagta Hai.
Kalia: Sardar Mujhse Kia pooch Rahay Ho Apni Behen Se Poocho.

Gabbar: Tera Kia Hoga Kalia
Kalia : Sardar Dua Karo Larka Ho Jaye.... More!!!

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Smiling HEART
June 23, 2008

Ek Aadmi Ne Samose Wale Se Kaha : O Bhai
Tumhare Samose Main Se Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hy !

Samosey Wala:Aby To Kia 5 Rs K Samose Main
Puri Larki Nikle Gi
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Smiling HEART
June 20, 2008

Yaado me teri tasveer chhupa rakhi hai
ankho me teri surat saja rakhi hai.

yakeen nahi to mere dil ka number mila

Tere hi naam ki Callertune laga rakhi hai
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Osman
June 18, 2008

BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy More!!!

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Osman
June 18, 2008

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!! More!!!

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Osman
June 18, 2008

i know
i accept
i believe
i admit
i m " 0 " zero
but this is not end. i want HER becoz without HER i m incomplete.
HER + 0 = HERO
i m right naa! More!!!

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Osman
June 18, 2008

To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough,
Being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is painful,
Being loved is secure but to love is insecure!
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