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Hindi Funny Quotes

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  • NATURE OF GIRLS

    *NATURE*
    OF
    *GIRLS*
    Likhwao Muj Ko Ik Balance Card, Main Tum Se Baat Karu Gi,
    Din To Kya, Sari Sari Raat Karu Gi.
    Zaroorat Parne Per Tum Se Pyaar Bi Karu Gi,
    Aur Chand Hi Dino Mein Tum Ko Kangaal Karu Gi.
    Jab Main Chahu Gi Tum Ko Call Karna Ho Gi,
    Aur Jab Tum Chaho Ge To Main Inkaar Karu Gi.
    Main Bewafa To Hu Per Itni Bi Nahi,
    Jab Tak Koi Dosra Na Mila Tum Per Hi Inhisaar Karu Gi.
    Lekin Ager Tum Ne Zyada Card Likhwane Ki Hami Bhar Li,
    To Main Tum Se Hi Baat Karu Gi.
    Aur Ager Tum Ne Milne Ki Koshish Ki,
    To Main Apne Bhai Se Baat Karu Gi. . !

  • Dawai hila k pia karain

    Doctor: Dawai hila k pia karain.
    Memon: hilane se dawai chamach se
    gir jati hay. Phir zameen se chaatni parti hay. :-D

  • Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi

    Sheikh ki BV rorahi thi kisi ne pucha
    k q rorahi ho us ne kaha k mujse DETOL
    gir gia tha or sheikh sb ne meri ungli
    kaat k usi DETOL min dbo de
    takay DETOL zaya na ho. . . =P;->

  • 1 shakhs qabristan sy guzra

    1 shakhs qabristan sy guzr rha tha k
    achanak iski nazar 1 Qabr par
    padi,jis par likha tha “IMANDAR WAQEEL”
    Us ny 2,3 martaba padha,or bht hairan hua,phr bola
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    “Kamal hai kisi ny 1 Qabr me 2 admi dafn kr dia hain”:-|

  • Muje apni ring de do

    Friend 2 Sheikh:
    Muje apni ring de do main
    ring ko dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga
    Sheikh:
    Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr
    lena k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di.

  • every1 was clapping 4 me

    The baby mosquito came back from
    its first flight,his father asked
    him “how do you feel your flight?he
    replied”it was wonderful
    ,every1 was clapping 4 me. :-)

  • Bachion K Numbers Hain

    Kitnay Ghuroor Main Hain Wo
    Mujhay Tanha Chor K
    ” Dost”
    Unhain Maloom Nahi Meray Paas
    Or B Bachion K Numbers Hain…!!:-)

  • mere pas waqt nhi he

    Aik profesar apni bvi se zabrdast larai k
    bad study room me akar beth gay,kuch dair
    bad uski bvi ai or apne shohar se
    kehne lagi,mujhe isi waqt talaq den,
    Prof ne jawab dia,mere pas waqt
    nhi he filhal kisi or se le lo.

  • i will attend yOur Wedding

    Only true Friends stand
    with u during Bad times of yOur Life. . ,
    So I prOmise
    i will attend yOur Wedding =p

  • aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain

    Bacha: apni dadi se, dadi aap
    ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain?
    Dadi: beta pakistan
    hindustan aur ifghanistan
    Bacha: ab kon sa ghoome gi?
    Peche se Dada bola..
    Qabrustaan.

Funny Sms Jokes For Boyfriends

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Funny Sms Jokes For Boyfriends

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  • Teri yadon ne bewafa aisa liya
    Arz kiya hai:

    Teri yadon ne bewafa aisa liya hai Badla

    Teri yadon ne bewafa aisa liya hai badla

    K raat bhar rotay rahay or subha hogaya “NazLa” ;)

  • humarae lab Q sil gaye
    Ab shikwa krte ho hum se k humarae lab Q sil gaye?

    Mange thi tum se “chap stick” aur tum hamain “elfee” de gaye.. :->

  • her Ghazal achi nhi hoti
    Ghazal

    Ik wo zamana tha k 1 ropay 4 char Anay thy

    or hum 2 anay ki keer khate the

    or 2 Anay ka totiya motiya

    ik yeh zamana hy k hum kuch b nhi khared sakte

    aslye nhi k humry pas paise nhi

    yar bazar band hy na aslye

    ik wo zamna tha or ik yeh zamna hy

    Moral of Story:
    her Ghazal achi nhi hoti =P ;->

  • miss se nikah krne ja rha hoon
    1 Bacha ghr se mar kha k
    gUSy ma school
    ja rha tha
    raste ma ksi ne pucha Beta prhny ja rahy ho?
    Lrka:Nhi
    miss se nikah krne ja rha hoon;-)
  • Usne Apne Peechy Wale se Pocha
    3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy.
    Darmyan Waly ko AWAZ sunai di

    ” Thaaaaaaa ”

    Usne apne Aagy Wale se Pocha: Goli tenu laggi a?

    Usne kaha: Nai.

    Usne Apne Peechy Wale se Pocha: Te Fer Goli Tenu laggi a?

    Wo B Bola: Nai.

    Wo Khud Neechy Gir Gaya: Le fer Menu e lagi hai

  • doctor aisi medicine dijye k
    Patient: doctor aisi medicine dijye
    k marnay k baad phr se zinda ho jaon

    Doctor: Is me mein apki HELP nhe kar skta, U plz Contact

    (STAR PLUS) ;->

  • Marez doctor se
    Marez doctor se:
    Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
    le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
    Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me tmhy
    Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->
  • Funny but fact* Funny but fact…

    * larki se m0habbat krna jurm hai.,jis ki saza shadi ki s0orat me milti h.. :-)

    * Kamiyab Aashiq w0h, jo mehb0ba ko b.v ni Ban’nay Deta.. :-)

    * Kaash larkian cigrate peti ta k utni Dair to kham0sh Rehtin :-)

    * Mard k liye asaan tareen kaam ksi larki k hath0n ullu ban’na h :-)

    * Orat Fashi0n k0 Aisy talash krti h jesay m0t insaan k0.. :-)

    * D0st0n zindagi enj0y kro, kal tmhari shadi ho jaegi :)

  • haseeno k chehre na perhe
    Ajab larki thi, rhti thi bs khayalon may.

    Wo zarb krti thi taqsim k swalon may.

    Clas room me pencil talash krti thi.

    Wo bhool jati thi us ko lga k balon me.

    Us ki ankhon se bazahir thi har ik bat jese.

    Wo band rehti thi dil k hazar talon me.

    Wo pyar choton se, izzat baron ki krti thi.

    Na me bachon me aa ska na umar walon may.

    FARAZ ab b agar haseeno k chehre na perhe.

    To hum ne seekha kya university k chaar salon may… ;-)

  • Faraz Teri Ankhon Men
    Faraz Teri Ankhon Men Dard Ka Jo Rang Hai,

    Wah Kya Keh Dia…

    Faraz Teri Aankhon Men Dard Ka Jo Rang Hai

    20 ka easy load to karva de hath boht tang hai.

Funny Messages

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Funny Messages

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  • Hmari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy
    Hmari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy D¡è$T..

    Jese Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy…

    (-,-) Acha abbu me

    <)( chalti hon,phr aao

    _// gi agle hafty:

  • Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia
    Suchi dosti ka sacha waqia

    1 dost ne rat ko 3 bajy apne dost ko cal kar k Kaha

    Yar Main Ro Rha Hun

    Dost ne kha

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    Band kr phone Main So Raha Hun.:-P

  • KG vs UNI
    KG vs UNI*

    *k.G=pencil,rubber,sharpener, scale..

    *UNI:Ek ballpoint wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)

    *k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma’am may i come..

    *UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se baahir:-P

    *k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy..

    *UNI: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D

    *K.G: clas tst me star..

    *UNI:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar:-).

  • Aj mera sms package khtm hogaya
    Professor to student:

    Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum nzren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy..

    Kia hogya hai tmhen?

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    Student:Sir, Aj mera sms package khtm hogaya hai..:p

  • Facebook fever
    Facebook fever:

    Once a guy updated his status “I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight”

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    After sometime

    17 mosquitoes liked his status :-D

    <(‘.’) /”/> tXt

    _/”_K죣€r

  • Smallest Leave Application
    Smallest Leave Application by a KG Child:

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    Dear Sir,

    Mai Aaj Nahi Aaoon ga! :’(

    Nahi Aaoon ga :’(

    Nahi Aaoon ga :

    Thank U

    Bas nahi aaoon ga.

  • Im thinking of her who is single
    I’m not sad for being single rather :-O

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    I’m thinking of her who is single because of me..:-p

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    Awwwh..

    “bechaarii” ;-)

    bhatak rHi h0 gi :-p

  • Side effect of Studying 2 muchSide effect of Studying 2 much:

    A Guy Went To A Resturant, He
    Wanted To See The Menu
    But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

    He Asked Waiter,

    “Syllabus Lana Zra”;-)

  • How to disturb
    How to disturb…”’

    Boy:Pen hai?

    Girl:nai hai.

    Boy:Pen hai pen?

    Girl:kaha na nahi hai.

    (thori dare bad)

    Boy:pen hai pen?pen?

    Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.

    ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.

    Boy:Hathora hai?

    Girl:nahi..

    Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??

  • When yOu’re sitting in the Examination hall
    The most “hungry+sad” mOment..

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    When yOu’re sitting in the Examination hall,
    feeling hungry & then the Invigilator
    is served hOt “Tea with SamOsas” :D :

Funny Sms Messeges

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Funny Sms Messeges

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  • A Beautiful Girl Enter The Class Room
    A Beautiful Girl Enter The Class Room..
    All Boys Got Crazy For Her..
    They All Stand In Her Way,,
    But After Her Reply They All Had Almost Died..

    What She Said.. ?
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    Bhai Sahab Jagah Dain..
    Jhaaru lagana hai =P

  • Names Of 10 Chemical Elements
    Teacher :Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements ?

    Student
    Oxygen,
    Chlorine,
    Florine,
    Bromeen,
    Noreen,
    Ambreen,
    Samreen,
    Nasreen,
    Parveen &
    Yasmeen!

  • Aaj Me Afridi Lag Raha Tha
    Bacha school se akar ammi say bola:
    ammi aj main school ground
    main shahid afridi lag raha tha

    Ammi khush hokar:
    woh kese mere chand?

    Bacha: kal ka homework na karne par
    teacher ne kaha jao beech ground
    main or dono hath upar kar k khare hojao.

  • Hindi Funny SMS
    Larki! apne boy friend ko naraz
    karne ke baad Sms pe kessy manati hai:
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    1st Hour: Sorry

    2nd Hour: Sorry pleaz,
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    3rd Hour: pleaz bas 1 dafa baat karo,

    4th Hour: Pleaz reply jan

    5th Hour: Pleaz itna naraz mat ho

    6th Hour: i am sorry i will die agar tum ne baat nahi ki,

    7th Hour: Dafa ho,
    100-larkay Ghumte hain tere jese,
    Sar pe he charha ja raha hai bharr mein ja,

    Boy: Sorry DEAR balnce nahi tha…>*
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    Girl: O0oh..
    its 0k i love yOu jaaN.

  • Hindi Quotes for Boys
    Boys K lye Behtren Bat

    Apni Zuban ki Tezi us MAA Pr
    mt Azmao jsne Tmhe bolna sikhaya

    or sari narmi us maa pr na azmao
    jis se tm rat 2,2 bje
    tak 2rs ghanta pkg per bat krte ho ;)

  • Angry Boss SMS
    Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?
    Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sir
    Boss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri taraf dekho.
  • Funny GEORGE CARLIN Quotes
    *Funny Quote*
    A lot of these people who keep a
    gun at home for safety are the
    same ones who refuse to wear
    a seat belt.GEORGE CARLIN
  • Terrifying English by PT TeacherTerrifying English, by a PT:-) Teacher =))
    1. There is no wind in the football.

    2. I talk, he talk, why you middle talk ?

    3. You rotate the ground 4 times.

    4. You go & under stand the tree.

    5. I’ll give clap on your face.

    6. Bring your parents with your mother & father.

    7. Why Haircut not cut

    8. Why Are You looking Outside at the Monkeys When I’m there in the Class?

    9. Throw that paper in Dustbin or I will Throw Myself !:-P

  • Funny SMS Jokes
    *JOKE*
    Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
    “Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.
    “Oh,” Peter said, “You know how bosses are. They stand around with
    their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.”
    “We all know that,” replied his friend. “But why did he let you go?”
    “Jealousy,” answered Pete. “All the other workers thought I was the boss.”
  • Funny But True
    Ultimate Truth:
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    If a Girl Fails In MATRIC
    Then Directly Marriage…
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    If a Boy Fails In MATRIC
    Then Directly Garrage…
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    Funny But True%-)!

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  • Touches A Freaking Turtle
    How Come Mario
    Can Smash Through
    Bricks…

    Yet

    He Dies When
    He Touches A
    Freaking Turtle … ? =/ ;)

  • Dear Facebook
    Dear
    Facebook
    You Are
    Saving Me Money On
    Birthday Cards For The
    Past 3 Years. . .
    Before That
    0rkut Was Doing That To
    Me For 2 Years … =P
  • Cant Afford Another Women
    ”An Intelligent Wife Is One
    Who Makes Sure She Spends
    So Much
    That
    Her Husband
    Can’t Afford Another
    Women….” =P (”,)
  • Difference Between Girls N Boys
    Difference Between
    Girls N Boys
    - – - -

    If A Girl Meets With
    …Accident, Then Its Mistake
    Of Others.
    If A Boy,
    Hey Man.. Dont You Know How
    To Drive …”

    When A Girl Cries,
    “The World Consoles Her.”
    But When A Boy Cries,
    “Come On Man Don’t
    Be A Girl…” =D

    Kia Ye Khula Tazaad Nahi =P

  • Meri Shaadi Apni Behen Se Kra De
    “Classic”

    1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron
    k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me
    Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kr
    Jao’n Aur Tu Naraz Bhi Na
    Ho …

    2nd Dost: Meri Shaadi Apni
    Behen Se Kra De … =P =D

  • Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate
    Biggest Joke 0n Doctor. . .

    Dr. to patient’s friend:
    Agar 1 ghanta pehle le aate tou
    hum isey bacha lete. . .

    Patient’s Friend:
    Abay,15 min pehle tou accident
    hua hy . . . =P =D

  • Kia Ye Khula Tazaad Nahi
    Shakespeare Said:

    “What’s There In The Name?”

    And Then
    …
    Wrote His Name Under It . . . =P

    Kia Ye Khula Tazaad Nahi … =D

  • Maa Bhaiya Aa GayeSaas : Beti Aaj Se Tumhara
    Ghar Yehii Hy
    Aaj Se Tum Mjhy Ammi Aur
    Apne Sasur Ko Abbu kahogi…

    …Shaam Mein Us Ka Husband
    Ghar Aaya Tou Boli

    “Maa
    Bhaiya Aa Gaye ..” =P =D

  • Pakistan K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja
    Pakistan K Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne Ki Waja?

    Media?? Internet??

    Nahi

    1st Year Ki Urdu Ki Ghazlen
    Ache Se Ache Bache
    Ko Aashiq Bana Deti Hen. :D

  • Jb sheeshy k bartan
    Jb sheeshy k bartan PHOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy ‘CHUNNN’

    Jb bachon k ghubaary PHOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy ‘THUSSS’

    Jb paani k bulbuly TOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy ‘PATUKKK’

    Aur

    Jb muqaddar PHOOT jayen to aawaaz aati hy

    ‘QABOOL HY’

    ‘QABOOL HY’

    ‘QABOOL HY’.. ;->)

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Funny Texts

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  • I am Making a List Of All Things
    I Am Making A List Of
    All Things
    That
    I Ought To Do Before
    I Die . . .
    It’s Called My
    “0ughttobiograpy”… =P =D
  • Advice To Remember
    ~ Advice To Remember ~

    D o n ‘ t
    L e a v e
    Y o u r
    F o o d
    0 n
    T h e
    S t o v e
    W h i l e
    C h e c k i n g
    F a c e b o o k … ! =P =D

  • Did You Ever Stop And Think
    Did You Ever Stop And Think??

    Do Blind People Dream,
    Can They See Their Dreams?

    If Corn Oil Is Made From Corns
    And Vegetable Oil Is Made From Vegetables,
    Then What Is Baby Oil Made Of?

    Why Do Twinkle Twinkle Little Star & A B C Song Have The Same Tunes?
    Stop Singing And Read On!!!

    If Electricity Is Made From Electrons Then Does Morality Comes From Morons?

    Why There Is A Light In The Refrigerator But Not In A Freezer..

    Expand Ur Imagination ;-)

  • Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain
    Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai?

    Meera: O So Nice Question…

    Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-]

  • Dost Kitne Hi Begairat Hojaen
    Puraani Kahawat Hy K Dost Kitne
    Hi Begairat Hojaen Dua Salam Rakhni Chahye
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    |(”,)
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    | <|.
    …:-)

    Assalamu Alaikum…:-)

  • Football Male Hai Ya Female
    Football Male Hai Ya Female??
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    Aare Jiske Piche 11 Ladke Underwear
    Pehen Ke Bhag Rahe Ho Vo Female Hi Hogi Na.!…

  • Routine Of Holiday
    Routine Of Holidays:
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    Sleep Till U R
    Hungry,
    Eat Till U R
    Sleepy… ;)

  • Make ME A SandwichDear Boy. Kitchen Has ‘He’ In It.

    So MOVE & Go Make ME A Sandwich.

    Sincerely,

    Girls. =P

  • Youre Like A Dictionary
    Exclusive Pickup Lines

    - Are You Going To Kiss Me
    Or
    Do I Have To Lie To My Diary?

    - Are You Religious?
    Good, Because
    I’m The Answer To Your
    Prayers.

    - Compared To You, The Sun
    Feels Cold.

    - I Just Had To Come Talk With
    You. Sweetness Is My Weakness.

    - I Looked Up The Word “Beautiful”
    In The Thesaurus Today, And Your
    Name Was Included.

    - Is Your Name Gillette?
    Because You’re The Best A Man
    Can Get

    - You’re Like A Dictionary -
    You Add Meaning To My Life! …
    (“,) =D

  • Whats On Your Mind
    Wife: What’s On Your Mind ?
    What R U Thinking Now?

    Husband: Stop Eating My Brain
    And
    Read My Latest STATUS UPDATE! =P ;)

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  • Dear Facebook Just Wait
    Some Sentiments Expressed At
    Their Best

    Dear Facebook,
    Just Wait, One Day They All Will
    Leave You Too!
    Sincerely,
    Orkut

    Dear Optimist,
    That’s Not A Light At The End Of
    The Tunnel, But A Train!
    Sincerely,
    Pessimist

    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry To Hear About Global
    Warming.
    Sincerely,
    Titanic

    Dear Yahoo,
    I’ve Never Heard Anyone Say, “I
    Don’t Know, Let’s Yahoo It!”
    Sincerely,
    Google

  • Hoarding At One Hospital
    Hoarding At One Hospital

    “Improve Your Food Habits…

    Eat Your Food As Medicine

    0therwise

    You Have To Eat Medicine As
    Your Food …” ;)

  • A Wife Treats Hubby
    A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking
    Him To A Lap Dance Club
    For His Birthday ..

    At The Club:
    Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?
    Wife Asks: How Does He Know
    You?
    Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football
    With Him
    Inside Barman Says: The Usual
    Jim ?
    Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say
    Anything , He’s On The Darts Team
    In My Local
    Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
    Do You Crave Special Again ?
    The Wife Storms Out Dragging
    Jim With Her & Jumps Into A
    Taxi..
    Driver Says “Hey Jimmy Boy , You
    Picked Up An Ugly One This Time..”

    Jim’s Funeral Is On Sunday … =P =D

  • Ugly Pictures 0n Facebook
    Dear Friends ,

    “Instead 0f Tagging Me
    In Ugly Pictures 0n
    Facebook,
    I Wish You Could Just Say
    “I Hate You”
    Straight To My Face … =/ =P

  • Never Joke With Brainless Girls
    Girl: What You’ll Do If I Die?

    Boy: I’ll Live Happily For D Rest
    Of My Life

    Next Day

    The Girl Died With A Note:
    ” I’ll Do Anything For Your
    Happiness…”

    Moral:

    Never Joke With Brainless
    Girls … =P =D

  • What Really Makes Me SMILE
    Do You Know

    What Really Makes Me

    S M I L E. . . ?

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    Facial Muscles. . . =P

    Har Msg Mein Emotional
    Atyachar Nahi Hota … =D

  • Ultimate Funda
    -Ultimate Funda-

    V Need A Way Of Telling
    People They Have Bad
    Breath Without Hurting
    Their Feelings

    -Ultimate Funda-

    V Need A Way Of Telling
    People They Have Bad
    Breath Without Hurting
    Their Feelings

    Like
    -Ultimate Funda-

    V Need A Way Of Telling
    People They Have Bad
    Breath Without Hurting
    Their Feelings

    Like

    “Well I M Bored
    Let’s Go Brush 0ur Teeth …” =P =D

    “Well I M Bored
    Let’s Go Brush 0ur Teeth …” =P =D

    “Well I M Bored
    Let’s Go Brush 0ur Teeth …” =P =D

  • Do U believe in arranged marriagesTwo question asked to Pakistani Gals in a survey

    Q1: Do U believe in sleeping wid a total stranger?
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    Ans-Yuck! Never

    Q2: Do U believe in arranged marriages?
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    Ans-Yes,Of course!

    Haha :P

  • Fantastic Answer Said By Students
    Why Do Students Sleep For Long Hours..??

    Fantastic Answer Said By Students..
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    ‘Our Dreams R Always BIG’!

  • Kaash Us Ne Aik Baar Kaha To Hota
    Kaash Us Ne Aik Baar Kaha To Hota
    Mujh Se K! Main Tumari Hon…

    Jan|X

    Qasam Sy Sari Bachiyon K Number Delete
    Kr Deta Uski Itni Si Bat Par… ;->

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  • Daant Mein TITANIC Phans Gaya
    What Will Rajnikant Complain
    To A Dentist…?
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    Think….
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    Doctor Sahab,,,,
    Raat Ko Paani Pee Raha Tha Tou
    Daant Mein TITANIC Phans Gaya… =P =D
  • College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai
    Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ?

    Ans:5

    1.Meri Vali
    2.Teri Vali
    3.Teri Bhabhi
    4.Meri Bhabhi

    Or Na Pate To

    5.Kamini Saali.

  • Effective Slogan To Protect Girl
    New & Effective Slogan To Protect Girl Child-
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    “Save Girl Child
    Else Ur Son Will Be Forced To Be G A Y”

  • Awkward Moment
    That Awkward Moment
    When Your Nose Can’t
    Decide If It Wants To
    Sneeze or Continue To
    Make You Look Stupid
    And Then
    Not Sneeze At All! =P =D
  • Everyone Wants You
    E v e r y o n e
    Wants You To
    ‘ B e – H o n e s t ‘
    Until
    You Tell Them
    How Much They E v e r y o n e
    Wants You To
    ‘ B e – H o n e s t ‘
    Until
    You Tell Them
    How Much They
    ‘S u c k. . .’
  • Saved Many Hours 0f 0ur Life
    Who Ever Invented The
    “Copy And Paste”
    Has Saved Many Hours
    0f 0ur Life . . . ! =P ;)
  • Why Is There An EJECT
    Why Is There An “EJECT”
    Button 0n The Dvd Remote?
    I Still Have To Get Up
    And
    Take The Disc 0ut…
    It’s Like
    Having A Remote To 0pen
    The Fridge…!! ;)
  • Biwi Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai“Beizzati”

    Aur

    “Bivi”

    Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai…

    Achchhi Tab Hi Lagti Hai..

    Jab Doosre Ki Ho…!!

  • The Brightest Star Is Missing
    If You Look At The Sky Tonight

    And Notice That The Brightest Star

    Is Missing,

    I Swear I Have No Clue

    How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I’m OK

  • If Its Broken Its Yours
    Sibling Property Rules

    *If I like it, Its Mine =)
    *If I m Holding It, Its Mine =D
    *If I Can It From You , Its
    Mine =P
    *If I Had It A Little While Ago,
    Its Mine ;->
    *If Its Mine, It Must Never
    Appear To Be Yours Anyway 8-)
    *If I Just Looks Like Mine, Its
    Mine =D
    *If I Saw It First, Its Mine =P
    *If Your Are Playing With
    Something n Put It Down , It
    Automatically Becomes Mine 8-)
    *If Its Broken , Its Yours … =P =D