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• Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko
  Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha
  k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen,

  Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k

  bache ko Parhaya Karen,

  Sunga Na Karen..!

• Samajh Aya Kuch
  Shakespeare Said:
  “grome thecanx nimtejat peradege.
  Tinta reamy pejage.”

  Samajh Aya Kuch?
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  Nahi Na
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  Ulti Seedhi Baaten Hi Karta Tha…! Nafsiyatee..

• Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke
  Hum mohbbat main zabardasti ke qail nahi wasi

  jis ne karni hay kary,nai ty paran mary..

• This poem is called TAJ MAHAL
  This poem is called TAJ MAHAL.
  It has 3 chapters.

  As BACHELOR
  Taqdir hai magar qismat nahi khulti
  Taj Mahal banana chahta hun
  Magar Mumtaz nahi MILTI

  As LOVER
  Taqdir hai magar qismat nahi khulti
  Mumtaz mil gai hai
  Magar shadi nahi KARTI

  As MARRIED
  Taqdeer hai magar qismat nahi khulti
  Taj Mahal banana chahta hun
  Magar Mumtaz nahi MARTI

• Mujay balance nahi mil raha
  Mujay balance nahi mil raha.
  Plz…50 ka dlwado.

  Sent:
  7-july-2010
  02:30:10
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  Zalim kadi tay msg adha parh liya kar.;-)

• Chor kar ja rahe ho
  Chor kar ja rahe ho
  Chor ke jane ki saza paoge

  Chor kar ja rahe ho
  Chor ke jane ki saza paoge

  Aagy road khuda hua he
  U-Turn le kar wapis yahin aoge:D

• The Best n amazing Part of Life
  The Best n amazing Part of Life is…
  When Your parents says….

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  Parhda tay tu hain nai,
  Chal hun tere wastay koi rishta lab laiye..

• HAPPY SUMER LOAD SHEDDINGKya Rakkha Hy Apni Zindagi K Is Afsaaney Main
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  Kuch Guzri
  Light Aane Mai

  Kuch Guzri
  Light Jaane Mai

  *HAPPY SUMER LOAD SHEDDING…

• Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main
  Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.
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  Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam Or fatafat Kha lia.

• mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna
  Maa.
  beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna.
  Betey ne america se capsol bhajy or kaha 1 se ziyada ni khana.
  Jub beta america se wapas aya to dekha ghar mn 1 khubsurat girl ghoom ri h.
  beta.tum kon ho?
  mn teri maa hon.
  Beta.abba kahan hn.
  Maa.unho ne 2 khaliye thy wo jhooly Mn so rhy hn.