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• Difference Between TRUTH n LIE
  Diff. B/W TRUTH & LIE:
  Truth Is A Debit Card;
  Pay 1st & Enjoy Later.
  Lie Is A Credit Card Enjoy 1st;
  & Pay Later Wid Markup…” ;->

• Dil Ko Sbsy Zada Dard Kb Hota Hy
  Dil Ko Sbsy Zada Dard Kb Hota Hy?
  Fail Hony Pr?
  Nae
  Pyar Men Dhoka Milny Pr?
  Nae
  Chot Lgny Pr?
  Nae
  Dil Ko Sbsy Zada Dard Hota Hy Jb Mobile
  Chrging Py Lga Kr Jao Or
  2 Ghnty Bd Akr Dkho To Switch Bnd..:

• Yeh 10 Baten Kisi Ke DIL Mei
  Yeh 10 Baten Kisi Ke DIL Mei Aap Ki Izzat Ko Barha Sakti Hain:

  1-Salam Karna

  2-Kisi Ko Jagah Daina

  3-Asal Nam Sey Pukarna

  4-Bilawja Behes Na Karna

  5-Fazool Na Bolna

  6-Apni Baat Pey Arrey Mat Rehna

  7-Dosrey Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Sey Sunna

  8-Apni Ghalti Taslim Karna

  9-Bina Boley Kam Az Kam Rs.50 Ka Balance Dalwana.

  10-NO.9 WALI BAAT PAR FORAN AMAL KARNA! =P ;->

• A Man Saw 3 Parrots
  A Man Saw 3 Parrots 4 Sale.
  He Was Shocked By Abnormaly High Price
  D Owner Says D 1st Parrot Can Run MS Office.
  Price Ten Thousnd
  Othr Parrot 15 Thousnd,
  A Programr
  D Last Parrot Caried A Tag Of 50 Thousnd
  What Does He Do?
  Owner Replies:To B Honest He Does Nothing
  But The 2 Parots Call Him BOSS..! ;->

• Smoking Efects
  Smoking Efects Lungs
  Drinking Efects Liver
  Grls Efect Heart
  Bt D Most Dangerx One Is:

  STUDY,
  It Effects BRAIN.
  Sidha Coma Me Jaoge… =P
  Avoid It… ;->

• Chipak Hi Gya Hai Yar
  Flowers Die,

  Stories End,

  Songs Fade,

  Memories R 4goten,

  All Things Come To End,

  But

  Ye Kanwara Pan Toh
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  Chipak Hi Gya Hai Yar

• Exam Is Tomorrow
  Classic Example For
  Students Of Different
  Age Groups:

  1st to 3rd Standard:
  …Hey I studied everything
  for exam …

  4th to 6th std:
  Hey that Question was
  very hard so I din’t
  read tht…

  6th to 8th std:
  Hey studied only
  important questions

  8th to 10th std:
  Abay 4 chapters is
  enufff !!

  College:
  What ? ? Exam Is
  Tomorrow

  University:
  Oh ! Aaj Exam Hy
  Kisi Ne Bataya Hii Nahi …

• Make Me LAUGH~*~ Dedicated ~*~

  Its Better
  To Bunk A Class
  Than
  …To Miss A Party With
  Friends ..

  Because

  Today When I Look
  Back

  EQUATIONS Never
  Make Me LAUGH
  But
  MEMORIES Do .. (:

• time pass kyun ker raha hy
  A boy disturbs a girl
  at bus stop

  Girl: Don’t you’ve
  mother n sister at
  …home ?

  Boy: No

  Girl: Tou ghar le chal
  na pagal, yahan time pass
  kyun ker raha hy … =P

• The GIRLS Rule To Handle the BOY
  Boy’s Rules For
  BIKES ..

  USE When Its
  NEW
  …
  RIDE When It
  PERFORMS

  THROW When Makes
  NOISE

  Unfortunately

  That’s The GIRL’S Rule
  To Handle the BOY …