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Funny Love Messages

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• how Newton found 2nd and 3rd law of motion
  Do u know…how Newton found 2nd and 3rd law of motion?

  He gave a force “F” by kicking a cow and 4 dat it gave
  a sound “MA”.So he formulatd 2nd law (F=MA). After few
  sec da cow gave back kick 2 Newton then he formulated
  3rd law. i.e. ‘FOR EVERY ACTION THERE
  is AN EQUAL N OPPOSITE REACTION”:

• Muje awaz de lena
  Muje awaz de lena

  Kabi icecream lao to
  Kabi murghi pkao to
  Mujhe awaz de lena

  wallet men maal ziada ho
  Jo shopping ka irada ho
  Muje awaz de lena

  Tumhare dress unfit ho
  Make up ki extra kit ho
  Mujhe awaz de lena

  Kabi concert pe jana ho
  Kahin hular mchana ho
  Zra na tm sharmana
  Zra na tm ghabrana
  Muje awaz de lena!
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• Ek aadmi ne add dekha
  Ek aadmi ne add dekha, “PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO”
  Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi.
  Us ne guzarny walay do Larkon se is add k baary mein
  poocha, unhon ne GUN nikal k kaha: ye add hum ne diya tha!!
  “CHAL YE PURANI BIKE DE AUR JA KR NEW BIKE Ley…
  ;->

• English Main ßaat karta Hon
  STUDENT TO MATHS TEACHER: Sir English Teacher English Main ßaat karta Hon

  Urdu Teacher Urdu Main

  Arabi Teacher Arabi Main

  Tu Aap Maths Main Q ßaat Nahi karte

  USTAD: Mujh Sy 3, 5 Mat karo

  Saari 420c Nikal !)onga

  Chalo Ab 9 , 2 , 11 Ho Jao

  Warna Aisa Maronga k 1 k 2, 2 k 4 Nazar Aaenge..

• Apko mera DIWANA bana sakti hai
  Agr apko koi Anjaan Parsel mile!

  To use Na kholen!

  Usme Meri Photo ho sakti hai

  Or apki zara si laparwahi

  Apko mera DIWANA bana sakti hai… =P ;->

• Improves Ur Genaral Knowledge
  Teachr 2 Sleepy
  Student:Who
  Invented Steam Engine?

  Student: What Sir?

  Teachr:Yes Correct
  It’s James Watt

  Moral:
  Sleeping Improves Ur
  Genaral Knowledge… ;->

• WEDDING Is da Only Day
  W E D D I N G
  Is d Only Day
  When
  A Boy Stands On Sage
  n
  …Watches Other Girls
  Dressed Beautifully
  n
  Think
  “Yeh Maal Engagement
  Se Pehly Q Nhi Dikha” =P

• Pati Office Jaa Raha ThaPati Office Jaa Raha Tha..

  Patni Pyar Se Boli- ‘See U In The Evening.’

  Pati Gusse Se- ‘Dhamki Kise De Rahi Hai,
  Main Bhi Tujhe Dekh Lunga.’

• Physics Would Have Been So Much Easier
  Physics Would Have Been So Much Easier..

  If…

  If..

  The “Tree” Had Fallen On Newton’s Head Instead Of The Apple.

• Ye Qissa Yaad Aagya
  Ek Dakoo K Merney K Baad Us K Dakoo Betey
  Ne Socha K Wo Koi Esa Kaam Krey K
  Log Us K Baap Ka Naam Izzat Se Len.

  Bohat Sochney K Baad Usney Ye Kya K Logon Ko
  Lootney K Saath Saath Un K Naak Ya Kaan Kaat Deta.
  Kuch Hi Dinon Me Uski Basti K Log Kehne Lagey

  “Allah Bakhshey,
  Is K Merhoom Walid Itney Shareef Thay K
  Sirf Maal Loota Kertey Thay,
  Iski Tarah Badmaash Nhi Thay”

  Pichli Aur Mojuda Hakumat Ko Dekh Kr
  Mujhe Pta Nhi Kyun
  Ye Qissa Yaad Aagya?? =P ;->