Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

Send Free Funny Quotes & Funny Sayings SMS to Your Friends and Family.We have combine best collection of Funny Greetings, Funny Text Messages in Hindi Urdu & English. Pickup and Send Funny SMS and spread happiness.

• Shadi k Dosre Din Beti apni maa Se
  Shadi k Dosre Din Beti apni maa Se:
  Aj meri Unse Laraei Hogai,
  Maa:
  Beta Shadi me Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hen.
  Beti:
  Wo tu Thek hy Par Ab Laash ka kya karen??

• QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo
  1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
  Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
  Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
  BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
  QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->

• Ek swimmer to his frnd
  Ek swimmer to his frnd: ma pani
  ke andr ek ghanty tk rh
  skata hun,kia tum aisa kr skte ho?
  Frnd: ma boht din pani k andr rh skta hun
  swimer:wo kaise?
  Frnd:kyun k mujy swimming nhi ati.

• Duniya BIRYANI khane ajati hai
  ‘Jeetay’ Hain To Koi ‘Haal’ Tak Nahi Puchhta,
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  ‘Martay’ Hain To Duniya ‘BIRYANI’ khane ajati hai..

• NEED 4 SPEED Underground” Khelon Ga
  Bad News
  Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho Gai,
  Driver Moqa Per Mar Gya,
  Ap Sab fRNDs Se Request Hai K Dua Krain,
  I Hope Next Time Aisa Nai Ho Ga.

  BecOz

  Ab Main
  “NEED 4 SPEED
  Underground”
  Khelon Ga.

• Hopefuly Lal baig mar jaye ga
  Laal Beg Maarne Ka Tareeqa;

  Cheeni Or Lal Mirchon Ka Mixtüre Laal Beg Ko Den

  Mixtüre Serve Krne K Baad Wo Water Ki Talash Men Niklega

  Jese Hi Wo Water Tank K Pas Pohche To Üsy Üsme Dhakka De Den

  Is Tarah Wo Bheeg Jaega…Or Khüd Ko Dry Krne K Lye Aag K Pas Jaega

  So Üsi Waqt Aap Aag Men Bomb Phenk Den

  Is Se Wo Büri Tarah Zakhmi Hojaega Or Hospital Men Admit Hoga

  Bus Simply Üska OxyGen Mask nikal den.Hopefuly Lal baig mar jaye ga.

• Sara nasha utar jaega
  If evr u start missing
  Ur school days,
  Ur class
  Ur frnd circle
  Ur canteen or anything abt ur sko0l life, thn
  just
  Open ur report cards
  Sara nasha utar jaega

• Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia HmneShayer farmate hain !
  “Dil Oska Phir Dukha Dia Hmne

  Os Ko Ek Baar Phir ULLU Bana Dia Hmne

  Naam Bata K Osko KiSH MiSH Ka,

  Naak Ka Chooha Khila Dia Hmne..:-P

• 1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha
  Be-izzati No 1
  1 Larka cycle pe ja raha tha

  Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra

  Qareeb kuch larkiyan khari theen

  Unhon ne taliyan bja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U

  Larka ruka aur jwab diya khali tali bjane se kaam
  Nhi chale ga aa kar Cake to khain . . . .= p ;->

• Doston ki besharmi to dekho
  Doston ki besharmi to dekho

  “FARAZ”,

  Meri Miyyat pe aa ke poochhty hain:

  “Biryani aalu wali hai ya Gosht wali.?”

Related Searches:

• best funny massages