Funny Romantic Sms

Funny Romantic Sms

Send Free Funny Romantic Sms & Funny Love Messages to Your Friends and Family.We have combine best collection of Funny Greetings, Funny Text Messages in Hindi Urdu & English. Pickup and Send Funny SMS and spread happiness.

• Thank God For Laptops And Wifi
  My Parents Say I Spend To Much Time On
  Facebook And Should Go Outside
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  Thank God For Laptops And Wifi.

• Corner Of One Eye
  A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party.

  His Wife Yelled:

  “How Would You Feel If You Don’t See Me For Two Days?”

  The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: ‘That Would Be Great’!

  Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her……

  Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too…..

  On Thursday His Swelling Became Better
  And Now He Could See Her From The
  Corner Of One Eye… =P ;->

• Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi
  Teacher;
  Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?

  Stdnt;
  Sir,Light Nhi Thi

  Teachr;
  To Mom Batti Jala Lete

  Student;
  Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi

  Teachr;
  Machis Kiun Nai Thi

  Student;
  Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.

  Teachr;
  To Wahan Se Le Aate

  Student;
  Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha

  Teachr;
  Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy

  Student;
  Pani Nhi Tha Sir

  Teachr;
  Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

  Student;
  Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.

  Teachr;
  Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?

  Student;
  Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi….

• Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat Buri Lagi Ho To
  “Good Night”

  Koi Ghalti Ya Koi Baat Buri
  Lagi Ho To Maaf Krdijiye Ga,
  Pata Nhi Subha Aankh Khule Ya

  Dupeher Ko.

• Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti Hon
  Boy : What Is Ur Name
  Girl : Q Bataon, Me Tumhein Nahi Janti
  Boy: Na Batao Me Konsa Tumhen Apni New
  HONDA Car Main Bitha K
  5 Star Resturant Le Jane Wala Tha
  Girl: Nida, B.Com Final Year, Punjab College
  College Timing 8am To 1pm,
  Friday Timing 8 To 12pm
  Sunday Off
  Aati Abu K Sath Hun
  Wapsi Pe Akeli Hoti Hon

• Behind Every FAIL Student
  Behind Every FAIL Student There Is A HOT Girlfriend
  And
  What About TOPPERS?

  A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se
  Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain. :->

• Let Me Login To Facebook
  Kids Born After 2009

  Mom, May I See My Photo-Albums

  Of That Time When I Was A Kid??
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  Mom : Yeah Sure, Let Me Login To Facebook…

• Height Of Being HygienicHeight Of Being
  Hygienic:

  An Computer Student
  Washing His Hands
  With Dettol After
  Removing A Virus
  From His System.

• Wish Of A Girl These Days
  “Wish Of A Girl These Days”

  *I Dun Want Any Prince Charming Coming On A White Horse*

  *I Wud Rather Like A Vampire Coming In A Bmw!

• Ise Murjane Mat Dena
  Wife: Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyo Dala,

  Husband: Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha K Meri Beti PHOOL Ki Tarha Hai

  Ise Murjane Mat Dena

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