Funny Sms Jokes For Boyfriends

Funny Sms Jokes For Boyfriends

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• Teri yadon ne bewafa aisa liya
  Arz kiya hai:

  Teri yadon ne bewafa aisa liya hai Badla

  Teri yadon ne bewafa aisa liya hai badla

  K raat bhar rotay rahay or subha hogaya “NazLa”

• humarae lab Q sil gaye
  Ab shikwa krte ho hum se k humarae lab Q sil gaye?

  Mange thi tum se “chap stick” aur tum hamain “elfee” de gaye.. :->

• her Ghazal achi nhi hoti
  Ghazal

  Ik wo zamana tha k 1 ropay 4 char Anay thy

  or hum 2 anay ki keer khate the

  or 2 Anay ka totiya motiya

  ik yeh zamana hy k hum kuch b nhi khared sakte

  aslye nhi k humry pas paise nhi

  yar bazar band hy na aslye

  ik wo zamna tha or ik yeh zamna hy

  Moral of Story:
  her Ghazal achi nhi hoti =P ;->

• miss se nikah krne ja rha hoon
  1 Bacha ghr se mar kha k
  gUSy ma school
  ja rha tha
  raste ma ksi ne pucha Beta prhny ja rahy ho?
  Lrka:Nhi
  miss se nikah krne ja rha hoon;-)

• Usne Apne Peechy Wale se Pocha
  3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy.
  Darmyan Waly ko AWAZ sunai di

  ” Thaaaaaaa ”

  Usne apne Aagy Wale se Pocha: Goli tenu laggi a?

  Usne kaha: Nai.

  Usne Apne Peechy Wale se Pocha: Te Fer Goli Tenu laggi a?

  Wo B Bola: Nai.

  Wo Khud Neechy Gir Gaya: Le fer Menu e lagi hai

• doctor aisi medicine dijye k
  Patient: doctor aisi medicine dijye
  k marnay k baad phr se zinda ho jaon

  Doctor: Is me mein apki HELP nhe kar skta, U plz Contact

  (STAR PLUS) ;->

• Marez doctor se
  Marez doctor se:
  Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
  le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
  Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me tmhy
  Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->

• Funny but fact* Funny but fact…

  * larki se m0habbat krna jurm hai.,jis ki saza shadi ki s0orat me milti h..

  * Kamiyab Aashiq w0h, jo mehb0ba ko b.v ni Ban’nay Deta..

  * Kaash larkian cigrate peti ta k utni Dair to kham0sh Rehtin

  * Mard k liye asaan tareen kaam ksi larki k hath0n ullu ban’na h

  * Orat Fashi0n k0 Aisy talash krti h jesay m0t insaan k0..

  * D0st0n zindagi enj0y kro, kal tmhari shadi ho jaegi

• haseeno k chehre na perhe
  Ajab larki thi, rhti thi bs khayalon may.

  Wo zarb krti thi taqsim k swalon may.

  Clas room me pencil talash krti thi.

  Wo bhool jati thi us ko lga k balon me.

  Us ki ankhon se bazahir thi har ik bat jese.

  Wo band rehti thi dil k hazar talon me.

  Wo pyar choton se, izzat baron ki krti thi.

  Na me bachon me aa ska na umar walon may.

  FARAZ ab b agar haseeno k chehre na perhe.

  To hum ne seekha kya university k chaar salon may…

• Faraz Teri Ankhon Men
  Faraz Teri Ankhon Men Dard Ka Jo Rang Hai,

  Wah Kya Keh Dia…

  Faraz Teri Aankhon Men Dard Ka Jo Rang Hai

  20 ka easy load to karva de hath boht tang hai.