Funny Sms Jokes In English

Funny Sms Jokes In English

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• There are 3 kind of Men
  There are 3 kind of Men..

  Do u know…?

  1-The ASIANS-
  They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

  2-The AMERICANS-
  They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

  3-The PAKISTANIS-
  They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most… ;->

• Har aashiq mamu nai banta
  Zindagi bhar jisay chahta raha

  “Faraz”

  Aaj uska baita bola

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  Abbu aap mujhay school chor do na

  Moral:
  Har aashiq mamu nai banta.;-):-)

• 100 wale card ki zarorat hy
  Jb meri koi call na aye,

  jb koi sms na aye,

  jb koi missed call b na aye,

  To…!

  smaj lena k..

  “APP K DOST”
  Ko 100 wale card ki zarorat hy ;->

• Kitaben kholte hi neend aa jati hai
  Ustaad:
  Sab se ziada nasha kis cheez me hota ha?

  Shagird:
  Taleem me,

  Ustaad:
  Wo kese

  Shagird:
  Janab,
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  Kitaben kholte hi neend aa jati ha…

• PiPe Moon Me Daal Kar
  Ba$ Itñä hi Kaha Tha K,
  ~*~ßarsøñ~*~
  Ka Piyasa Hooñ,
  ~*~”MUHSIN”~*~

  Us ne ~*~PIPE~*~
  mooñ main daal kar MOTOR chala di.
  ¤~/ N G € £~¤

• Kya ap Shadi krna chate hen
  Kya ap Shadi krna chate hen?

  Kia kaha?
  haan?

  Pehle zra isko parh len

  1)POLICEMAN:
  sub mujhse drte hen or me bv se

  2)MOCHI:
  me juton ki muramat krta hun or bv meri

  3)TEACHER:
  me school me musalsal bolta hun or ghr me srf sunta hun

  4)AFSAR:
  me office me afsar or ghr me adna mulazim

  5)JUDGE:
  me court me insaf krta hun or ghar me insaf talab krta hun

  6)NAZIM:
  me ilaqe ki khush hali me masroof rehta hun or ghr me apni bad hali pr rota hun.

• Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge
  Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

  Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

  Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
  Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

  Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

  Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye.

• Translate into EnglishTeacher;
  Translate into English
  “Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera”

  Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
  O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case” ;->

• Main Cigarate kabhi nhi Pita
  “Main Cigarate kabhi nhi Pita”

  Woh to Bas! Jab Ghamgeen Hota hon to Ghum Bhulane k liye

  Jab Khush hota hon to Lutf Dobala krny k Liye

  Jab Akela Hota hon to Tanhai Dor Karne k liye

  Jab Dosto k Sath hota hoon to Un ka Sath dene k liye

  Jab Bhoka Hota hoon to Bhok Mitane k liye or Jab
  Khana Kha Leta hoon to Khana Hazam Karne k lye

  Jb Farigh hota hn to Time Pas k liye

  Warna Me itna Pagal nahi k Cigeratte Jesi Chez ko Haath Lagaon¤

• Be-Panaah Chahat k baad
  Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey “pApPu”

  Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya… ;->