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- 1 nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
1 nursery CLASS ka bacha
bola mam main aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA apni side Ke LArKE se
bola-dekha maine kaha tha na
line marti hai..
- tmhari shakal bhool gya hun
Revenge:
1foji ki fiance ny usy khat likh:
”hmsaye men nya lrka aya he,tum sy
kahin acha he,men uski dulhan bnun
ge,meri pic wapis bijhwa do”
Foji ny apne saray sathiyon ki fiance
ki 30 pics jama kin,drmyan men uski pic rkh k khat likha:
”lo,in men sy nikal lo,men tmhari
shakal bhool gya hun”:-D
- kaprey dhoney wale sabun se nahate ho
Kyun har bar mausam ki tarha badal jate ho
Har naye din mera dil dukhate ho
Ye baat sun kar meri rooh kaanp gai
Ke tum kaprey dhoney wale sabun se nahate ho
- Medical Poetry
“Medical”
“Poetry”
*Chalo faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain
tamam dawain bachon ki ponch se dur rakhen.
*Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen
Tabiat ziada khrab ho to doctor se ruju karen.
*Hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karen
dawai achi tarha hila k istimal karen.
*Dil mera doob gia jab uski uthi doli
subah sham khany k bad aik goli.
*Hum to ishq karny pe raza mand hain
Jumy kee subah aur itwar ki sham clinic band hain.
- Tumhar beta charsi hy
Hum to GOLD LEAF men tambako check kr rhy thy FARAZ..
unhon ny abba ko keh dia “Tumhar beta charsi hy…”
- Hum tu yunhe shok mn
Hum tu yunhe shok mn Munna
biscuit kha rahy thy faraz. .
Aik larki humy bucha samaj k pappi dy gae. .
- Andaaz hy JAWANI ka
Andaaz hy JAWANI ka zara JOOHM k chaltay hn
Loag samjtay hn ham PEE k chaltay hn.
- Daag to chala jaegaArz kiya hy:
Daag to chala jaega kameez se,
Wah wah
Daag to chala jaega kameez se,
Agr tm kapre dho tameez se :
- Ek bacha khait maen
Ek bacha khait maen aalu nikalnay main dada ki help ker raha tha .
thak ker bola. ” aap nay yeh sab zameen maen dabaiy he kion thay .”
- me ki dozakh nu pipe dita ay
Ek aurat k ghar Gas ka bil boht ziada a gya,
Wo Gas office gae Or manager sey kaha,
Na menu enna bil payj dita, me ki
dozakh nu pipe dita ay?=P;->
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