Funny Sms Messeges
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- A Beautiful Girl Enter The Class Room
A Beautiful Girl Enter The Class Room..
All Boys Got Crazy For Her..
They All Stand In Her Way,,
But After Her Reply They All Had Almost Died..
What She Said.. ?
Bhai Sahab Jagah Dain..
Jhaaru lagana hai =P
- Names Of 10 Chemical Elements
Teacher :Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements ?
- Aaj Me Afridi Lag Raha Tha
Bacha school se akar ammi say bola:
ammi aj main school ground
main shahid afridi lag raha tha
Ammi khush hokar:
woh kese mere chand?
Bacha: kal ka homework na karne par
teacher ne kaha jao beech ground
main or dono hath upar kar k khare hojao.
- Hindi Funny SMS
Larki! apne boy friend ko naraz
karne ke baad Sms pe kessy manati hai:
1st Hour: Sorry
2nd Hour: Sorry pleaz,
3rd Hour: pleaz bas 1 dafa baat karo,
4th Hour: Pleaz reply jan
5th Hour: Pleaz itna naraz mat ho
6th Hour: i am sorry i will die agar tum ne baat nahi ki,
7th Hour: Dafa ho,
100-larkay Ghumte hain tere jese,
Sar pe he charha ja raha hai bharr mein ja,
Boy: Sorry DEAR balnce nahi tha…>*
its 0k i love yOu jaaN.
- Hindi Quotes for Boys
Boys K lye Behtren Bat
Apni Zuban ki Tezi us MAA Pr
mt Azmao jsne Tmhe bolna sikhaya
or sari narmi us maa pr na azmao
jis se tm rat 2,2 bje
tak 2rs ghanta pkg per bat krte ho
- Angry Boss SMS
Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?
Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sir
Boss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri taraf dekho.
- Funny GEORGE CARLIN Quotes
A lot of these people who keep a
gun at home for safety are the
same ones who refuse to wear
a seat belt.GEORGE CARLIN
- Terrifying English by PT TeacherTerrifying English, by a PT:-) Teacher =))
1. There is no wind in the football.
2. I talk, he talk, why you middle talk ?
3. You rotate the ground 4 times.
4. You go & under stand the tree.
5. I’ll give clap on your face.
6. Bring your parents with your mother & father.
7. Why Haircut not cut
8. Why Are You looking Outside at the Monkeys When I’m there in the Class?
9. Throw that paper in Dustbin or I will Throw Myself !:-P
- Funny SMS Jokes
Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
“Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.
“Oh,” Peter said, “You know how bosses are. They stand around with
their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.”
“We all know that,” replied his friend. “But why did he let you go?”
“Jealousy,” answered Pete. “All the other workers thought I was the boss.”
- Funny But True
If a Girl Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Marriage…
If a Boy Fails In MATRIC
Then Directly Garrage…
Funny But True%-)!
- ambreen madam orkut
- Funny messages for chemical elements
- Hindi very very dunni sms
- very very funny sms in hindi