Funny Sms Messeges

Funny Sms Messeges

Send Free Funny Sms Messeges & Funny Text Jokes to Your Friends and Family.We have combine best collection of Funny Greetings, Funny Text Messages in Hindi Urdu & English. Pickup and Send Funny SMS and spread happiness.

• A Beautiful Girl Enter The Class Room
  A Beautiful Girl Enter The Class Room..
  All Boys Got Crazy For Her..
  They All Stand In Her Way,,
  But After Her Reply They All Had Almost Died..

  What She Said.. ?
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  Bhai Sahab Jagah Dain..
  Jhaaru lagana hai =P

• Names Of 10 Chemical Elements
  Teacher :Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements ?

  Student
  Oxygen,
  Chlorine,
  Florine,
  Bromeen,
  Noreen,
  Ambreen,
  Samreen,
  Nasreen,
  Parveen &
  Yasmeen!

• Aaj Me Afridi Lag Raha Tha
  Bacha school se akar ammi say bola:
  ammi aj main school ground
  main shahid afridi lag raha tha

  Ammi khush hokar:
  woh kese mere chand?

  Bacha: kal ka homework na karne par
  teacher ne kaha jao beech ground
  main or dono hath upar kar k khare hojao.

• Hindi Funny SMS
  Larki! apne boy friend ko naraz
  karne ke baad Sms pe kessy manati hai:
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  1st Hour: Sorry

  2nd Hour: Sorry pleaz,
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  3rd Hour: pleaz bas 1 dafa baat karo,

  4th Hour: Pleaz reply jan

  5th Hour: Pleaz itna naraz mat ho

  6th Hour: i am sorry i will die agar tum ne baat nahi ki,

  7th Hour: Dafa ho,
  100-larkay Ghumte hain tere jese,
  Sar pe he charha ja raha hai bharr mein ja,

  Boy: Sorry DEAR balnce nahi tha…>*
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  Girl: O0oh..
  its 0k i love yOu jaaN.

• Hindi Quotes for Boys
  Boys K lye Behtren Bat

  Apni Zuban ki Tezi us MAA Pr
  mt Azmao jsne Tmhe bolna sikhaya

  or sari narmi us maa pr na azmao
  jis se tm rat 2,2 bje
  tak 2rs ghanta pkg per bat krte ho

• Angry Boss SMS
  Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?
  Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sir
  Boss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri taraf dekho.

• Funny GEORGE CARLIN Quotes
  *Funny Quote*
  A lot of these people who keep a
  gun at home for safety are the
  same ones who refuse to wear
  a seat belt.GEORGE CARLIN

• Terrifying English by PT TeacherTerrifying English, by a PT:-) Teacher =))
  1. There is no wind in the football.

  2. I talk, he talk, why you middle talk ?

  3. You rotate the ground 4 times.

  4. You go & under stand the tree.

  5. I’ll give clap on your face.

  6. Bring your parents with your mother & father.

  7. Why Haircut not cut

  8. Why Are You looking Outside at the Monkeys When I’m there in the Class?

  9. Throw that paper in Dustbin or I will Throw Myself !:-P

• Funny SMS Jokes
  *JOKE*
  Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
  “Why did the boss fire you? the friend asked in surprise.
  “Oh,” Peter said, “You know how bosses are. They stand around with
  their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work.”
  “We all know that,” replied his friend. “But why did he let you go?”
  “Jealousy,” answered Pete. “All the other workers thought I was the boss.”

• Funny But True
  Ultimate Truth:
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  If a Girl Fails In MATRIC
  Then Directly Marriage…
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  But,
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  If a Boy Fails In MATRIC
  Then Directly Garrage…
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  Funny But True%-)!

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