Funny Sms Text Jokes

Funny Sms Text Jokes

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• Daant Mein TITANIC Phans Gaya
  What Will Rajnikant Complain
  To A Dentist…?
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  Think….
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  Doctor Sahab,,,,
  Raat Ko Paani Pee Raha Tha Tou
  Daant Mein TITANIC Phans Gaya… =P =D

• College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai
  Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ?

  Ans:5

  1.Meri Vali
  2.Teri Vali
  3.Teri Bhabhi
  4.Meri Bhabhi

  Or Na Pate To

  5.Kamini Saali.

• Effective Slogan To Protect Girl
  New & Effective Slogan To Protect Girl Child-
  ,

  “Save Girl Child
  Else Ur Son Will Be Forced To Be G A Y”

• Awkward Moment
  That Awkward Moment
  When Your Nose Can’t
  Decide If It Wants To
  Sneeze or Continue To
  Make You Look Stupid
  And Then
  Not Sneeze At All! =P =D

• Everyone Wants You
  E v e r y o n e
  Wants You To
  ‘ B e – H o n e s t ‘
  Until
  You Tell Them
  How Much They E v e r y o n e
  Wants You To
  ‘ B e – H o n e s t ‘
  Until
  You Tell Them
  How Much They
  ‘S u c k. . .’

• Saved Many Hours 0f 0ur Life
  Who Ever Invented The
  “Copy And Paste”
  Has Saved Many Hours
  0f 0ur Life . . . ! =P

• Why Is There An EJECT
  Why Is There An “EJECT”
  Button 0n The Dvd Remote?
  I Still Have To Get Up
  And
  Take The Disc 0ut…
  It’s Like
  Having A Remote To 0pen
  The Fridge…!!

• Biwi Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai“Beizzati”

  Aur

  “Bivi”

  Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai…

  Achchhi Tab Hi Lagti Hai..

  Jab Doosre Ki Ho…!!

• The Brightest Star Is Missing
  If You Look At The Sky Tonight

  And Notice That The Brightest Star

  Is Missing,

  I Swear I Have No Clue

  How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I’m OK

• If Its Broken Its Yours
  Sibling Property Rules

  *If I like it, Its Mine =)
  *If I m Holding It, Its Mine =D
  *If I Can It From You , Its
  Mine =P
  *If I Had It A Little While Ago,
  Its Mine ;->
  *If Its Mine, It Must Never
  Appear To Be Yours Anyway
  *If I Just Looks Like Mine, Its
  Mine =D
  *If I Saw It First, Its Mine =P
  *If Your Are Playing With
  Something n Put It Down , It
  Automatically Becomes Mine
  *If Its Broken , Its Yours … =P =D