Funny Text Jokes

Funny Text Jokes

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• Jeevan Uska Pani Hai
  Machli Jal Ki Rani Hai ,

  Jeevan Uska Pani Hai ….

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  Munni Ab Purani Hai …

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  Yaaron Ab Toh SHEILA KI JAWANI Hai !!

  Aadab Arz Hai

• She Was My Cousin
  A Boy Was Going With His G.F.

  Frnd Asked : Who Is She?

  Boy : My Cousin….
  …
  The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin….!

• People Inside Are Dying To Come Out
  Banking Sector Is
  Very Much Similar
  To Public Toilet

  Reason:
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  People Outside Are
  Desperate To Come In

  And

  People Inside Are
  Dying To Come Out …

• Aaj Kal Ki Patni Ko
  Aaj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nahi Aata Ke Kya Kare?

  Kharab Kaamwali Mile Toh Khud Ko Kaam Karna Padta Hai,

  Agar Achi Mile Toh Pati KAAM Kar Jata Hai..!! :>

• SHABBIR Tou Dekhe Ga
  2 Larki’n Ful Makeup
  Kr k Nikli
  Raste Me Ksi Larke Ne
  Unko Nahi Dkha

  …1st: Aaj koi Nhi Dkh Rha?

  2nd: tu Tension Mat Le
  Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe
  SHABBIR Tou Dekhe Ga … =P =D

• 1 Bakra Sadqa ker Dia
  1 Shaks Ki Murghi
  beemar Hui …

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  Tou Phir

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  Tou Us Ne Murghi k
  Theek Hony Ki Khushi
  Mein

  1 ‘Bakra’ Sadqa
  ker Dia … =P =D

• You are COMMITTED
  When U Develop The
  Ability To Listen
  Anything
  Unconditionally ,
  Without Loosing Ur
  …Temper Or
  Self-Confidence, Keeping
  Ego Aside
  It Means

  You r COMMITTED … =P =D

• Lo Bezati HogayiUs Bewafa Ko Na Aya Hamari Wafa Ka Yakeen

  Hum Ne Kaha Hum Mar Jaen Gye Aur Us Ne Kaha . . . /

  ” Aameen ”

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  <) )_ _// Lo! Bezati Hogayi ;->

• I Dont Like Her
  A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly Tells
  His Mother He’s Fallen In Love
  & Says”I M Goin To Bring Over 3 Women
  & U Try & Guess Which1 Im Going To Marry”

  Da Next Day,

  He Brings 3 Beautiful Women Into D House &

  Thy Chat 4a While

  Later He Says, ” Ok Maa,
  Guess Which 1 Im Goin To Marry.”

  She Imediatly Replies,”The 1 On D Right.”"

  Thts Amazing, Ma.U R Right.How Did U Knw?”

  The Pakistani Mother Replies

  ” I Dont Like Her”!!!! …:-P

• Bh0ol Ja0ge T0u Chamat Khao Ge
  Do0b Jati Hy Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hy Tufan

  Yadein Reh Jati Hy Bichar Jate Hy Insan

  Yaad Rakh0 Ge T0u B0hat Qarib Pa0ge

  Bh0ol Ja0ge T0u Chamat Khao Ge… =P ;->