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- Mathematicians Became Film Producers
If Mathematicians Became Film Producers,
Then,
The Title Would Be Something Like This…
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Kabhi Limit Kabhi Continuity
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Mai Log Ki Deewani Hoon
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Calculus Wale Vector Le Jayenge
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Hum Solution Nikal Chuke Sanam
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Humara Differential Aapke Paas Hai
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Kyun? Summition Ho Gaya Na
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Maine Maths Kyun Liya
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3 Variables
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My Name Is Integration And I Am Not A Derivative… ;->
- Agar Rat Ko Sote Wqt Jalti
Agar Rat Ko Sote Wqt Jalti Hui Cigratte Mo
Mai Rakh Ke Soya Jaye To Kharatte Lete Waqt
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Khud Ba Khud
Kash Lagay Ga.. ;->)
Veena Malik K
Nashaee Totke
- Khan Sahab Saddar Jaega
Admi Rikshay Wale Se: Khan Sahab Saddar Jaega?
Khan: Hamara Khayal Hy Nahi Jaega.
Admi: Aray Bhai Saddar Jaega?
Khan: Shayad 2013 Tak Jaega.
Admi: Abey Me Bolra Hu Regal Chowk, Saddar Jaega?
Khan: Ye To Saddar Ka Marzi Hy K Regal Chowk Jae Ya
Banaras Chowk Ham Se Poch K Thori Jaega!
Admi: Aby Ghady Tou Regal Chowk Sawari Le K Jaega??
Khan: To Ye Kaho Na, Hum Samja Tum Us
Khabees Ka Baat Kar Raha Hy… =P ;->
- Sher To Akela Ata Hai
Teacher :
Y R U Late..?All Ur Classmates Came To Class On Time..??!!
Student :
“Jhund Me Kutte Ate Hain Sir…
Sher To Akela Ata Hai… =P ;->
- Height Of Nalaiq Pun
Height Of Nalaiq Pun…
Dad: Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
Son: Paper Was Tough!
Dad: Widout Going, How Did U Know?
Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!:-)
- Mere Pas Kutti Kun Khari Hy
“Solid Bisti”Girl To Slim Boy: Apni Body
T0 Dekho Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,Boy: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch
Raha Hu K Mere Pas Kutti Kun Khari Hy… ;->
- Single Is My Attitude
She Proposed Me But I Was Rude..Waah Waaah
She Proposed Me But I Was Rude,
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.Being Single Is My Attitude… =P ;->
- Your Licence To Wear BlackTaaza
Kalaam
Kitne Dino’n Se Seyah
Libas Pehne Phir Rahay Hain,
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Ke Koi Hamein Muft Shampo De Or Kahay
“Your Licence To Wear Black” ;->
- Hansi or Sharma k boli
Panjabi Larki ka Izhaar e Mbht pe Jawab..
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Boy:
Menu Tuade Nal Pyar ho geya a..
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Girl:
Hansi or Sharma k boli,
“Dafa O kuty deya buchya” =P ;->
- doctor ya engineer
Mulk ki khidmat krne k lye
sirf doctor ya engineer ban’na zarori nh..
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.Ap security guard bhi ban skte hein… ;->
