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Funny Texts

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• I am Making a List Of All Things
  I Am Making A List Of
  All Things
  That
  I Ought To Do Before
  I Die . . .
  It’s Called My
  “0ughttobiograpy”… =P =D

• Advice To Remember
  ~ Advice To Remember ~

  D o n ‘ t
  L e a v e
  Y o u r
  F o o d
  0 n
  T h e
  S t o v e
  W h i l e
  C h e c k i n g
  F a c e b o o k … ! =P =D

• Did You Ever Stop And Think
  Did You Ever Stop And Think??

  Do Blind People Dream,
  Can They See Their Dreams?

  If Corn Oil Is Made From Corns
  And Vegetable Oil Is Made From Vegetables,
  Then What Is Baby Oil Made Of?

  Why Do Twinkle Twinkle Little Star & A B C Song Have The Same Tunes?
  Stop Singing And Read On!!!

  If Electricity Is Made From Electrons Then Does Morality Comes From Morons?

  Why There Is A Light In The Refrigerator But Not In A Freezer..

  Expand Ur Imagination

• Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain
  Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai?

  Meera: O So Nice Question…

  Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-]

• Dost Kitne Hi Begairat Hojaen
  Puraani Kahawat Hy K Dost Kitne
  Hi Begairat Hojaen Dua Salam Rakhni Chahye
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  | <|.
  …:-)

  Assalamu Alaikum…:-)

• Football Male Hai Ya Female
  Football Male Hai Ya Female??
  ?

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  Aare Jiske Piche 11 Ladke Underwear
  Pehen Ke Bhag Rahe Ho Vo Female Hi Hogi Na.!…

• Routine Of Holiday
  Routine Of Holidays:
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  Sleep Till U R
  Hungry,
  Eat Till U R
  Sleepy…

• Make ME A SandwichDear Boy. Kitchen Has ‘He’ In It.

  So MOVE & Go Make ME A Sandwich.

  Sincerely,

  Girls. =P

• Youre Like A Dictionary
  Exclusive Pickup Lines

  - Are You Going To Kiss Me
  Or
  Do I Have To Lie To My Diary?

  - Are You Religious?
  Good, Because
  I’m The Answer To Your
  Prayers.

  - Compared To You, The Sun
  Feels Cold.

  - I Just Had To Come Talk With
  You. Sweetness Is My Weakness.

  - I Looked Up The Word “Beautiful”
  In The Thesaurus Today, And Your
  Name Was Included.

  - Is Your Name Gillette?
  Because You’re The Best A Man
  Can Get

  - You’re Like A Dictionary -
  You Add Meaning To My Life! …
  (“,) =D

• Whats On Your Mind
  Wife: What’s On Your Mind ?
  What R U Thinking Now?

  Husband: Stop Eating My Brain
  And
  Read My Latest STATUS UPDATE! =P