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• Mamu Zara SchoOL tou Chor Do
  @Devdas of 2009@

  Maa ne kaha Gutka chhor do,

  =Abba ne kaha Night package karana Chor do.

  =Dostun ne kaha Mobile se balance Churana chor do

  =Paaro ne kaha Ganny ka Rus Peena chor do,.

  OR
  =Ek Din aayega, Jab GirL Friend ke Bachay bolengy:

  =Mamu Zara SchoOL tou Chor Do.. (‘;’)

• cinema mein film dekh rahe hain
  1 bacha aik ameer se
  agar aap mujhe 30 rupees de
  dein to mein apne bichre
  hoe parents k paas phaunch jaaon ga
  ameer ne paise diye aur
  bola”tumhare parents kahan hain”
  bacha ” andar cinema
  mein film dekh rahe hain”:-)

• Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun
  Boy to Girl:
  “Tum to 14v ka Chand ho.”

  Girl:
  “Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hun?”

  Boy:
  “Arey nahi !!
  Main to Ye btana chah raha tha
  Tum itni Gol matol ho.”

• RUKHSTI k time
  RUKHSTI k time
  Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi
  Or usy uski BV ne boht mara
  Ringtone lgi thi
  Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly

  Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly:-)

• Papa Larka I Love U bolta hai
  Girl: Papa Ek Larka bar
  bar I LovÉ U bolta hai
  kiya karun?
  .

  .

  Father:beta us se shadi kr le
  Zindagi mein agr dubara
  bol de to mera Naam badal dena.

• Young generation ki dua
  *Young generation ki dua*

  Oh my “GOD”
  oh my “MOLA”

  give me one
  “TOYOTA COROLA”

  a mobile
  “NOKIA YA MTROLA”

  give me a girl friend of age “SOLA”

  But girl should be
  “HOT AND SHOLA”

• THOUGHT OF THE DAY
  *THOUGHT OF THE DAY*
  Sceince kehti hai paani
  boil karne se germs mar jatay hain.
  Science ko yeh to btao k g
  erms ki Dead bodies to
  paani mai he rehti hain na;-)

• Ye Sun k to Dimagh hi Ghom gyaYe Sun k to Dimagh hi
  Ghom gya ‘Fayaz’
  Jb Mai ny Apni Dadi ko
  kaha Dadi koi purana
  gana hi suna dain…
  To wo Bolin:
  Smack That
  All on the Floor
  Smack That…!

• zindgi apni masti me jiya kr
  zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

  ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr

  tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy

  or apni sari girlfriend mare liye choor dy.;->

• 1 Bacha Apni Mom Se
  1 Bacha Apni Mom Se:
  Mom 10 Rupey Dena Bahar Faqir Ko Denay Hein

  Mom:
  Kidhar Hai Faqir..?

  Bacha:
  Bechara Bahir Khara Kulfian Bech Raha Hai.