Short Funny Messages

Short Funny Messages

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• Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon
  Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon. Aap ko muj par barosa nein.

  Saith! Had ho gahi hai thijori k chabihan maz per padi reti hein.

  Nokar! Un mein se eik bi chabi thijori ko nein lagthi.

• Height of Confidence
  Height of Confidence

  A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
  Break infornt of a Bus
  & Shouts at the bus Driver
  “Abe Marne k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili”?

• Ek boy Girl Friend se
  Ek boy Girl Friend se milne aya.
  Wo chai bnane chale gye.
  Gf ka Mobile sofy pr dekh kr
  Boy ne socha k mera num kis
  nam per save kia ho ga?

  Dear, sweet,ya
  jani. Jub us ne mis call
  di to screen pe aa rha tha k

  “kutta no # 5″ calling. . .

• Saray Paisay Le Gayi
  Son : Aap Ke Office Se Guzar
  Raha Tha Socha Salam Hi Karta Chalo

  Dad : Koi Faida Nahi Betay Abhi
  Aap Ki Ammi Bhi Idhar Se
  Guzri Thi Saray Paisay Le Gayi

• 3 din select karta Hun
  Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
  k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

  Std-Theek hai ji,

  Main
  Diwali
  Holi
  Or
  Chrismas

  ke 3 din select karta Hun

• nechay dekheye
  Good News ! ab Aàp Is Sms K
  Zàryye Apñe Mobìle Sèt Pàr
  Star Plus Bilkul Free Dekh Sakte Hain
  Wo B 24 hoùrs

  nechay dekheye!

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• Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
  Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
  Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
  Doodh wala: 5 kilo
  Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho?
  Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo.:->

• LUNCH AUR DINNERTeacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
  jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.

  Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!

• Meri shaadi abhi boooooohat door hai
  Arz kia hai,
  Aankhon main noor hai.

  Chehre pe sarour hai.

  kisi lerkì ko mera number de do.

  Q k

  Meri shaadi abhi boooooohat door hai.
  Wha wha wha.

• apni jwani k dino ko
  Dada or dadi ne,apni jwani k dino
  ko phr se yad kr k manane ka socha,

  unho ne faisla kiya k hm phr drya kinare milange,

  dada suba jaldi uth kr tyar ho k, gulab le kr
  drya kinare pohncha, boht dyr ho gai dadi
  nhi i,wo ghuse me ghr aya, or
  phool phenkte hoe bola, tum i q nhi,

  dadi shrmate hoe boli,

  Ami ne jane nai diya. :-}

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