Short Funny Sms

Short Funny Sms

Send Free Short Funny Sms & Funny Messages to Your Friends and Family.We have combine best collection of Funny Greetings, Funny Text Messages in Hindi Urdu & English. Pickup and Send Funny SMS and spread happiness.

• Doob K Mar Jao Besharmo
  Difference B/W LOVE & FRIENDSHIP:
  Balnce Na Hote Hue B Kuch B Kr K Call Krna Is LOVE
  &

  Balnce Hote Hue B Baat Na Krna Is FRNDSHIP.
  Doob K Mar Jao Besharmo.. ;->

• Biwi Ki Gulami
  Ek Sawal -

  Maa Ke Liye Wo Koun Sa Kaam Hai..

  Jo Beta Kare To Bura Aur Damaad
  Kare To Bohot Achcha Lagta Hai

  Socho

  Biwi Ki Gulami

  Gr8 Ppl Gr8 Thought

• Convert The Most Interesting Song
  How To Convert The Most Interesting Song
  Of Urs As A Damn Irritating Song??
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  ….
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  Just Set It As Ur Alarm Tone

• TrAgEdIeS Of BoYs LiFe
  TrAgEdIeS Of BoYs LiFe..

  1) Go0d GiRls R n0t GoOd Lo0kInG

  2) Go0d Lo0kInG GiRls R n0t Go0d GiRls

  3) Go0d Lo0kInG & Go0d GiRls R n0t SinGle

  4) Go0d Lo0kInG, Go0d & SinGle GiRls haVe Str0ng Br0thErs… ;->

• Ladki Aur Ladke Me Kya Farak Hai
  Teacher- Ladki Aur Ladke Me Kya Farak Hai.?

  Chintu- Ladki 1saal Me Ek Hi Bache Ki
  Maa Ban Sakti Hey.
  But
  Ladka 1saal Me Kai Bachon Ka
  Baap Ban Sakta Hai… ;->

• Simplest Truth
  Simplest Truth !

  One Who Sends More
  Forward Messages
  To All
  ….

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  Is The One
  Who Does Not Have
  A Girlfriend . . . =P =D

• Reality Of OUR COUNTRY
  Reality Of
  OUR COUNTRY

  Most of the 1st class
  passed students get
  …technical seats;
  Some become Doctors
  & some become
  Engineers.

  The 2nd class passed
  students pass MBA &
  become Administrator
  & control the 1st class.

  The 3rd class passed
  students enter in to
  Politics & become
  Minister & control both.

  Last but not least

  The failure joins

  “UNDERWORLD”

  &

  Control all the Above =P =D

• FATHER Of One Of My KidsLady On Fone:
  I Think U R The FATHER Of One Of My Kids

  Man:
  R U Ms. Khan? Or Ms. Dev?
  Lady In Total Confusion:
  No Sir I Am The Class Teacher Of YOUR SON

• A Young Businesman
  A Young Businesman Had Just Started
  His Own Firm. He Rented A Beautiful Office,
  Sitting There, He Saw A Man Cum Into D Ofice.

  Wishing To Apear Hot Shot, D Businesman
  Pickd Up D Phone & Startd Pretending He Had
  A Big Deal Working.

  He Threw Huge Figures Around & Made Giant
  Commitments. Finally He Hung Up & Askd D Visitor “Can I Help U?”

  D Man Said “Yeah, I’ve Come To Activate Ur
  Phone Line! =P ;->

• Height Of Expressing
  Height Of Expressing…!!

  Boy- Is Ur Eyes Frm Mcdonalds ?
  Girl- (With Mysterios Look, Asks ) Why..??
  Boy- Bcoz I Am Loving It….:)

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