Sms Messages Funny

Sms Messages Funny

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• PARHAI soch samaj k chorna mery dosto
  PARHAI soch samaj k chorna mery dosto,

  kyou k….?

  khota 60,000 ka or
  reri 40,000 ki ho gai hai

• Apne Ghar Chal egaye
  Abhi kuch dair pehle Banaras, Al-Asif, Nipa, Hasan
  Square, Gulshan, 5 Star, Airport, Shahrah-e-Faisal,
  Tariq Road, Numahish, or Sadar ke kuch Areas me
  na mal00m Afraad ne Mukhtalif Buses ko Roka or

  Usme Baith kar apne apne Ghar Chal egaye

• Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN
  Jaane Kese
  Jeete Hain
  Log Yaadon
  K Sahare “pAppu”,,,

  MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k
  sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN… ;->

• Koi ROOH AFZA hi Pila Dy
  *Ajab Chiragh hun “Din “Raat” “Jal” Raha hun “FARAZ”

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  Main Thak Gya hun Koi “ROOH AFZA” hi Pila Dy Mujhe. . .:-P

• Ameero k bachay at Habib Bank
  Ameero k bachay at Habib Bank top roof..

  Wow man what a great view…

  Gharebo k bachay:

  Ao dekhte hain kiska thook pehle neche jata hai

• Ye Le Bachi ke Number
  Larkian aik dosray ko gift krti hain.

  Beautiful flowers,
  perfumes,
  neckleses,
  teady bears,
  purses,
  rings
  or bangles etc

  laiken larky aik dosry ko kia dety hyn,

  Guess kar0.

  Aby, ye lay bachi ka number,to b kia
  yad krega,kis jiger sE dosti ki ha:-P

• Kya tum PaGaL ho
  GirL:
  Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
  Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

  Boy
  30 se 40

  GirL:
  Kya tum PaGaL ho?

  Boy:
  Nahi Main
  “Naeei” hon

• Larki Ka Baap Larki SeLarki ka bap larki se: jise tum pasand karti ho us k pas bangala car jaidad he.
  Larki: toba he sub mard 1 jese hote hen wo bhi aap k bare ma yahi puch raha tha

• Line Marne Ke Tareeke
  Line marnay k bohat say tarekay hay
  jis may say 3 mandarja zail hay. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
  1: Pencil se.
  2: Pen se.
  3: Marker se.
  Be positive yar ;

• Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge
  Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

  Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,

  Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
  Tum chaye banana
  Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..

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