Santa And Banta Sms

Santa And Banta Sms

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• nIkALnE kI dHAMkI dI hAi
  SaNtA tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ?

  BaNtA : JUb sE BoSs nE MuJhE nOkRi
  sE nIkALnE kI dHAMkI dI hA …;->

• Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
  Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
  Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
  Santa-Sucite
  Banta-to beach me leto
  Santa-Dar lagta he…

• Achanak MuLaqat Ho gAi Thi
  Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin?

  Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se Takra gYa Tha,

  Santa: Chot To uSay I hO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?

  Banta: Bas yaAr kAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho gAi Thi.

• Swimming In His Stomach
  After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
  Y
  Coz
  He Feared That Fish Will
  Start Swimming In His Stomach

• Bada Ho K Kya Banoga
  Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga

  Santa:Pilot

  Tcher:Q

  S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

• Sardar ki Beti hoi
  Sardar ki Beti hoi.
  Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi
  tou Larke ise tung krn ge.

  Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution
  dhondh lia he hm iska nam “BAJI” rakhn ge;-)

• Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di
  Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
  Patni:Fir?
  Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
  Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
  Santa:Mera BETA..

• Santas Army TestSanta’s Army Test

  Pappu- 3+5?
  Santa- 8
  Pappu- 7+3?
  Santa- 10
  Pappu- 8+8?
  Santa- Pata nahi sir
  Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.

• My wife died yesterday
  Santa – My wife died yesterday..
  I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
  what to do?
  Banta – No Problem.
  Just Imagine she Came Back.

• In an African Safari
  In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife.

  WIFE : Shoot him! Shoot him!

  SANTA:Yes Yes.I’m changing d battery of my camera..