Santa Banta Sms 140 Words

Santa Banta Sms 140 Words

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• im coming daily
  A lady calls santa for repairing dorr bell.
  Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
  Lady calls again,santa replies.i’m coming daily
  since 4 days,i press the bell but no one comes out

• A small child wrote 2 SANTA
  A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS;
  Send me a brother.
  SANTA wrote back;
  Send me ur mother…

• Santa Was In Shopping Store
  Santa Was In Shopping Store.

  Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?

  Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have

• Tussi Ithe Aa Jao Ji
  Just Married Santa With Wife In Movie Hall ..

  Jo Be Heroine Karegi ,

  Tume Karna Hoga.

  Heroin Kissed A Puppy

  Wife:Tussi Ithe Aa Jao Ji

• Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya
  Santa:Yar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya

  Aur Abi Tak Daadhi-Mooch Nahi Ayi?

  Banta:Yar Main Apni Maa Par Gaya Hu!

• What is the weather
  Santa: What is the weather like ?

  Banta: I do not know it is so foggy that i cannot see.

• Tipu Sultans Skeleton
  Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

  Santa: Tipu Sultan?s Skeleton.

  Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

  Santa: Tipu?s When He Was Child

• I Got A BrandMan: I Got A Brand

  New Ford IKON 4 My Wife!

  Santa: Wow! Dats

  Unbelievable

  Exchange Offer!

• RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN
  Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya..

  Master: Very Gud.. Kisme Aaya??

  Santa: ?RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN? Me Aaya..

• Santa To Bill Gates
  A Question From

  Santa To Bill Gates:

  ?Sir,

  How Is It That Your

  Name Is Gates But

  U Are Selling WINDOWS

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