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- Gulab Singh and Mangal
Gulab Singh and Mangal Singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.
One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. gulab said to mangal.
Theres lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come here
tomorrow. The next day when they were driving to rent the boat
gulab asked mangal , Did you mark that spot? mangal replied,
Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat! gulab said, You fool!
What if we dont get that same boat today!
- Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai
Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye
Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki.
Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!!
- MAA kiske paas hai
Santa: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.
tumhare paas kya hai?
Banta: Mere pas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.
Santa: abey to phir MAA kiske paas hai ?!?
- Brotherly love
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.
- bus take me to Jalandhar
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar??
Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
- Santa is so rich
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It?s for people who can’t swim!
- Chemical Symbol of Barium
Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Prof: and Sodium?
Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom
of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?
- Santa was caughtSanta was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What?ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I?ll take the money
- ticket checker to a saint
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don?t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram?s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
TT: Lord Krishna?a birth place, Jail
- What is the chemical formula 4 water
What is the chemical formula 4 water?
Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.
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