Santa Banta Sms In Hindi

Santa Banta Sms In Hindi

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• Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai
  Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?

  Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata

  Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.

• Santa Ek Baraf Ka
  Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usy Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha …

  Banta – Kya Dekh Rahe Ho … ??

  Santa – Dekh Raha Hoon Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hy ;->

• Wohi Dhund Raha Hun
  Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

  Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

  Wohi Dhund Raha Hun

• I Forgot To Write
  Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

  Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.”

  Doctor:Oh Sorry,

  I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

  That Was My Signature.

• Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai
  Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha
  Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

  Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To
  Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

• Among My 4 Sons
  Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
  Frnd:4th?
  Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
  Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
  Santa : Coz He’s D Only 1 Who Earns..!

• this is eleven eleven
  Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.

  “Is this one one one one?”
  says the voice.

  Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven.”

  “Are you sure it isn’t one one one one?”

  Again Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven.”

  “Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night.”

  Santa replied, “That’s all right, mister.
  I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway.”

• Why Are You DrivingPoliceman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ?

  Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street
  Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz … ;->

• Santa Sharab Pikar
  Santa Sharab Pikar
  Sadhu Se Takra Gya

  Sadhu Gusse Me-
  Aye Murkh
  Me Tuje
  SHRAAP Deta Hu

  Santa-Rukiye
  Maharaj
  Me Glas
  Leke Ata hu

• Ive Been Sending E-mail
  Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare…

  Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid…

  Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well… ;->