Santa Banta Text Messages

Santa Banta Text Messages

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• santa tried to kill a bird
  How did santa tried to kill a bird??

  He took it to the top of a building
  and dropped it from there to die.

• Two days of powercut
  Two days of powercut in Delhi had made
  life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi
  Metro station where families of Santa &
  Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

• Titanic was sinking
  Titanic was sinking.
  An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
  Santa: 2 KMs.
  Englishman jumped into sea.
  Englishman: Now, which direction?
  Santa: Downwards!

• 1 mahine ka aaram
  Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe 1 mahine ka
  aaram aur kisi Hill station per
  jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge?

  Santa: Kisi dusre Doctor ke paas!!!

• naam yaad hi nahi aa riha
  Santa: Beer-Bar ch ro riha c. Bar owner: Kyon ro rahe ho?
  SANTA: Oye ki karaan?
  Main jis kudi da naam bhulna chahunda haan usda naam yaad hi nahi aa riha..

• oh sorry wrong number
  Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in Chandigarh.
  Servant picked phone.
  Santa-memsab se baat karvao!
  Srvt-wo tho sahab ke saath kamre mein so rahi hai.
  Santa-par sahb to mein hoon
  srvnt-ab mein kya karu?
  Santa-maar de dono ko?
  After killing.

  srvnt-lasho ka kya karu?
  Santa-ghar ke piche swimming pul mein fenk ke bhag ja.
  Srvnt-par hamaare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai
  Santa:-oh sorry, wrong number.

• full form of MATHS
  Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS

  Banta said Mentally affected teachers harassing students.

• Explain Digestive SystemLecturer: Explain Digestive System In One Sentence….!!

  Santa: It’s A Process That Starts Wid Right Hand & Ends Wid Left Hand…… ;->

• eleven on the phone
  Why can’t Banta dial 911?

  He cannot find eleven on the phone..

• I have lost it too
  Santa: I have swallowed a key.
  Doctor: When?
  Santa: 3 months back!
  Doctor: What were you doing till now?
  Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too