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Noureen
October 31, 2008

Larki k Gaal pe Gulab marne par:

English Girl:
Darling u r 2 naughty.

Urdu Girl:
Nahin karo janu.

Sindh Girl:
Chora Fazilat sikh, Insan jo putt thi, kutto na thi. More!!!

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Imran Ali
September 16, 2008

Asman per jitna sitara hai! wa wa
Ankhoo me jitna ishara hai! wa wa
Samandar ka jina kinara hai! wa wa
utne screw dhela tumhara hai! ab bolo wa wa More!!!

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*_* KASHIF *_*
September 16, 2008

This iz Crime Story..

Five Elived in a Room, Namely..

MAD, BRAIN, FOOL, NOBODY, SOMEBODY.

One Day SOMEBODY Killed NOBODY.

At that Time BRAIN was in Bathroom,

MAD Called Police..

MAD: More!!!

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salty
September 11, 2008

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna�.
ullo ko raat,;-(
Dentist ko daant,:-D
gadhe ko laat,:-p
gharib ko gaddi,B-)
kuttay ko haddi aur
Nange ko chaddi.Ha ha More!!!

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frndz.r.de.best@gmail.com

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MeR@J
July 11, 2008

Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar Ke Bahir Se Awaaz Lagai:
Babu Jee Roti Milay Gi�

Andar Se Awaz Aai:
� Biwi Ghar Per Nhi Hai�

Bihkari:
Me Ne Roti Mangi Hai �Chummi� Nhi.. More!!!

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meraj_4u_friend@hotmail.com

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MeR@J
July 11, 2008

20% of the population is now drinking coffee,
60% is having sex, 19% is watching television
and
one idiot is now holding his mobile in his han More!!!

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MeR@J
July 11, 2008

1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha

Kisi Ne Poocha

�Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?�

Pathan: :�O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na More!!!

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MeR@J
July 11, 2008

Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai�

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon �? More!!!

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MeR@J
July 11, 2008

Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar

Electricity Nahi Hoti To

Kya Hota?

Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,

Hume Candle Light Me T.V

Dekhna Padta :-) More!!!

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MeR@J
July 11, 2008

Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

�Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge�

Ladka: �Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga�??� More!!!

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MeR@J
July 11, 2008

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First. More!!!

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MeR@J
July 11, 2008

Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.

Q K,,

Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |�!'| More!!!

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MeR@J
July 11, 2008

One day a girl asked Molvi,
�Can i Kiss a Boy�
Molvi Replay,�Naozbillah�
Girl,�Can i Kiss a Man�
Molve Replay,�Astagfirullah�
Girl,�Can i Kiss you�
Molvi,�Jee Bismillah� More!!!

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Smiling HEART
June 20, 2008

Na 'Sachhai' bari hai,
Na 'Khuddari' bari hai,
Na 'Bhalai' bari hai,
Na 'Imandari' bari hai.
Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khari hai
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Osman
May 9, 2008

Que. What’s the difference between biology and sociology?

Ans. When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
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