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July 24, 2008

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July 24, 2008

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June 17, 2008

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June 17, 2008

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Fahad Aslam
June 17, 2008

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Fahad Aslam
June 17, 2008

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June 17, 2008

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Fahad Aslam
June 17, 2008

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Fahad Aslam
June 17, 2008

"m not getting older...I"m getting bitter. More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
June 17, 2008

When money talks, the criminal walks. More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
June 17, 2008

No guts, no glory, no brain, same story. More!!!

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Fahad Aslam
June 17, 2008

If you hate me, i love you too. It aint my fault im better than you More!!!

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Hassan
May 30, 2008

NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the
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Hassan
May 30, 2008

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Admin
2007-07-20

Bloke calls work : "Boss, cannae come in tae work. I'm sick"
Boss asks: "How sick are u?"
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