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*_* KASHIF *_*
November 17, 2008

Sardar 2 Wife: Main Ghar Nahi Aa Sakta,

Car Ka Stering, Gear, Deshbord Chori Ho Gaya Hai..

After Somtime He Calls Again: Main Aa Raha Hoon,

Pehlay Pichli Seat Pey Baith Gaya Tha.. More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar 2 Wife: Main Ghar Nahi Aa Sakta, Car Ka Stering, Gear, Deshbord Chori Ho Gaya Hai.. After Somtime He Calls Again: Main Aa Raha Hoon, Pehlay Pichli Seat Pey Baith Gaya Tha.. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
November 17, 2008

Sardar Bought A New Mobile..

Doston Ne Kaha: Naya Mobile Liya Hai, Mithai To Khilao..

Sardar Bazar Gaya Aur Mobile Baich Ke Mithai Le Aaya.. !! More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar Bought A New Mobile.. Doston Ne Kaha: Naya Mobile Liya Hai, Mithai To Khilao.. Sardar Bazar Gaya Aur Mobile Baich Ke Mithai Le Aaya.. !! [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

Naureen
November 14, 2008

Sardar: Jb Merey bachay hon ge to 1 ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chorr aaonga
Pathan: Wo Q ? Sardar: Kl TV pe bata rahe the ke bachon ke darmyan waqfa zarori ha. More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar: Jb Merey bachay hon ge to 1 ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chorr aaonga Pathan: Wo Q ? Sardar: Kl TV pe bata rahe the ke bachon ke darmyan waqfa zarori ha. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
November 5, 2008

Sardar To His Son:

Beta Tu SHER Da Putar Hai,

Aur Woh Sher Main Hoon..

Son: Papa School Main Miss Bhi

Yehi Bolti Hai, Tu Insan Ki Nahi

Kisi JANWAR Ki Aulad Hai.. ;-D More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar To His Son: Beta Tu SHER Da Putar Hai, Aur Woh Sher Main Hoon.. Son: Papa School Main Miss Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai, Tu Insan Ki Nahi Kisi JANWAR Ki Aulad Hai.. ;-D [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
November 4, 2008

Teacher: What is The Difference

Between Landline And Mobile..??

Sardar Student: Landline Par Numer Hum

Ungli Se Dial Karte Hain Aur Mobile Par Angoothy Se.. More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Teacher: What is The Difference Between Landline And Mobile..?? Sardar Student: Landline Par Numer Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Hain Aur Mobile Par Angoothy Se.. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
November 4, 2008

Sardar: Begum Aaj Chicken Bohat Mazey Ki Bani Hai,

Kya Koi Khas Masala Lagaya Hai..??

Sardarni: Nahi Bas Zara Murghi Jal Gayi Thi,

To Main ne BURNOL Lagaya Hai . . ;-) More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar: Begum Aaj Chicken Bohat Mazey Ki Bani Hai, Kya Koi Khas Masala Lagaya Hai..?? Sardarni: Nahi Bas Zara Murghi Jal Gayi Thi, To Main ne BURNOL Lagaya Hai . . ;-) [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

ZAIN
October 13, 2008

Sardar apni girl friend ko.. I LOVE U" kehta aur gir jata..
I love u kehta aur phir gir jata..
Girl:Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar: OOyee im falling in love :) More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar apni girl friend ko.. I LOVE U" kehta aur gir jata.. I love u kehta aur phir gir jata.. Girl:Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Sardar: OOyee im falling in love :) [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

ZAIN
October 13, 2008

3 Boys proposing 3 girls,
1 boy: Tu meri laila,Main tera MAJNU,
2 boy: Main tera RANJHA,Tu meri HEER
Teesra Sardar tha..
sardar: Tu mEri HEER,MAin TERa VEER!! More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] 3 Boys proposing 3 girls, 1 boy: Tu meri laila,Main tera MAJNU, 2 boy: Main tera RANJHA,Tu meri HEER Teesra Sardar tha.. sardar: Tu mEri HEER,MAin TERa VEER!! [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
October 13, 2008

Sardarni To Sardar:

Darling Aaj Koi Eho Jahi Romantic Gal Kar,

Ke Mere Dono Pair Zameen Tay Na Laggan..

Sardarni:

"Kanjara Phansi Lag Ja.." ;-) More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardarni To Sardar: Darling Aaj Koi Eho Jahi Romantic Gal Kar, Ke Mere Dono Pair Zameen Tay Na Laggan.. Sardarni: "Kanjara Phansi Lag Ja.." ;-) [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
October 13, 2008

Race Dekhte Hue Sardar Ne Dosre Se Pocha,

"Inaam Kis Ko Milay Ga??"

2nd: "Sab Se Aage Wale Ko.."

Sardar: "To Phir Pechay Wale Kyu Bhag Rahe Hain??" :-) More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Race Dekhte Hue Sardar Ne Dosre Se Pocha, "Inaam Kis Ko Milay Ga??" 2nd: "Sab Se Aage Wale Ko.." Sardar: "To Phir Pechay Wale Kyu Bhag Rahe Hain??" :-) [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
October 13, 2008

Teacher Asks Sardar:

If U Call Ur Mother As Mum,

Then What Will U Call Her

Younger Sister & Elder Sister??

Sardar: Its Very Simple I'll Call Them,

Minimum And Maximu More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Teacher Asks Sardar: If U Call Ur Mother As Mum, Then What Will U Call Her Younger Sister & Elder Sister?? Sardar: Its Very Simple I'll Call Them, Minimum And Maximu [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
October 5, 2008

Sardar: Jado Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi,

Menu Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi Si,

Ke DiL Karda Si Kha He Jawan..

Friend: Aur Ab..??

Sardar: Kha He Janda Tey Changa Si.. More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar: Jado Meri Navi Navi Shadi Hoi, Menu Meri Biwi Inni Sohni Lagdi Si, Ke DiL Karda Si Kha He Jawan.. Friend: Aur Ab..?? Sardar: Kha He Janda Tey Changa Si.. [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
October 4, 2008

Larki: Meri Ammi Bhi Tumhain Bohat Pasand Karti Hain..

Sardar: (Sharmate Huwe) Kuch Bhi Ho,

Par Main Shadi Tum He Se Karoon Ga.. ;-) More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Larki: Meri Ammi Bhi Tumhain Bohat Pasand Karti Hain.. Sardar: (Sharmate Huwe) Kuch Bhi Ho, Par Main Shadi Tum He Se Karoon Ga.. ;-) [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
September 30, 2008

5 Hi-Tech Sardar Inventions:

1- Water Proof Towel

2- Solar Powered Torch

3- Book On How 2 Read

4- Pedal Powered Wheel Chair

5- Umbrella With Holes 2 See Raining.. :- More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] 5 Hi-Tech Sardar Inventions: 1- Water Proof Towel 2- Solar Powered Torch 3- Book On How 2 Read 4- Pedal Powered Wheel Chair 5- Umbrella With Holes 2 See Raining.. :- [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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Sardar SMS TEXT Message

*_* KASHIF *_*
September 30, 2008

Sardar's Theory:

"Moon is More Important than Sun,

Bcoz it gives Light at Night when Light is Needed,

And Sun gives Light during the Day,

When Light is Not Needed.." :-) More!!!

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[link=http://www.Efreesms.com] [red][b]" Sardar SMS "[/b] Sardar's Theory: "Moon is More Important than Sun, Bcoz it gives Light at Night when Light is Needed, And Sun gives Light during the Day, When Light is Not Needed.." :-) [b]This sms Is From Efreesms.com[/b] [/link] http://www.efreesms.com/images/orkut.gif [/red]

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