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Naureen
June 21, 2008

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
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Naureen
June 21, 2008

Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi? More!!!

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Naureen
June 21, 2008

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta More!!!

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Naureen
June 21, 2008

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon? More!!!

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Naureen
June 21, 2008

Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

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Naureen
June 21, 2008

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it�s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

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Naureen
June 21, 2008

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
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Smiling HEART
June 20, 2008

HUSBAND WIFE me larai ho gai,hubby ghar se offic gya
Raat ko phone karke pucha:"Khane me kya he
WIFE:zaher
HUBBY:tum khakar so jao me ata hu!
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mansoor khan
June 9, 2008

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
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Fatima Anwar
June 2, 2008

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain.. More!!!

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Fatima Anwar
June 2, 2008

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. More!!!

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Fatima Anwar
June 2, 2008

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ��
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De�. More!!!

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Fatima Anwar
June 2, 2008

Dosti Karo College wali se,
Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt karo pros wali se,
Pyar karo dilwali se,
ankh larao sali se,
��..aur maar khao ger wali se� More!!!

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Fatima Anwar
June 2, 2008

Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun
Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta�
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Fatima Anwar
June 2, 2008

Husband Wife Main Larai Ho Gayi
Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
Wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;-> More!!!

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